I know where I'd shove their luminous wands....
I have a dream some day I will actually witness a guards arm falling right off at the socket due to over-excessive traffic signalling (most probably the "go straight on" gesture, which is often done at extreme speed).
Not entirely sure why we need 500 guards to tell us to stay out of yellow boxes and stop running red lights. Other developed countries have cameras that fulfill this role.
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