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    Wink On yer Bike!

    Just goes to show,even an Environmentalist taking to his cycle can get you in to trouble!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7095134.stm
    Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic

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    Jaysus you sligo men will pay anyone to do anything sexual to throw us off the scent of your sheep loving!

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    That puts a really mad slant on The Third Policeman by Flann O'Brien, if that is actually possible.

    How can that actually be criminal, though, seeing as it was in the privacy of his own room, and, by the sounds of things, though disturbing in and of itself, it was not disturbing the neighbours? I would have thought animated life would have been necessary for the concent issue to come up. Never mind the unborn child, Bicycles have rights too!

    All this said, I am going to feel rather cuckolded tonight seeing as my bike is second hand.

    Filthy Slut.

    Now, back to the puns that a story like this should yield.
    That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

    Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!

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    Is this bit a salutory warning to all that, even with a bicycle, no means no...

    Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink

    ... dig up ffs!!!
    " I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"

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    I always knew there was something a bit odd about the Green Party. Sure a bicycle is the only thing that'd have sex with them.

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    Some people will do anything for a ride.
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    Surely in his own privacy he's allowed to do whatever he wants to his bike?

    On another forum, a member made the mistake of saying "ah sure lads, havent we all used an inanimate object for masturbation at some point".

    Some days they just come easy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GavinZac View Post
    Some days they just come easy.
    And other days a good raleigh is needed
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    Now I understand why so many like the "Easy Rider" Harley Davidson!
    Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic

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    Takes riding your bike to a whole new level.
    Cmon County!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kildare Lad View Post
    Takes riding your bike to a whole new level.
    Third base, anyway.
    That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

    Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dodge
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