QuoteMr Fish is sad at these accusations.Originally Posted by strangeirish
Was it Monkfish????....ROFLMAO
atfconline - you can run but you cant hide! I know where you live remember!
Sligoman - a word in one of your team's ear and you will be in trouble so behave!
Mr Fish is sad at these accusations.Was it Monkfish????....ROFLMAO
Magicme
Ok You're Irish , female and good looking. You're in a tiny minority that should make your smirk
You mister College man are a sweetie!
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
very good 12th man
If it cheers anyone on here up, I've had a rather good week
Magicme, just remember you have scores of Limerickmen sleping on various parts of your floor to look forward to next weekend
That doesn't cheer me up! That scares the bejaysus outta me!
Oh and of course you had a good week, bloody student sleeping to late afternoon and playing PS3 for the hours you are awake!
Enjoy today too.
Is this the seedy apartments again ??!!If it cheers anyone on here up, I've had a rather good week
Magicme, just remember you have scores of Limerickmen sleping on various parts of your floor to look forward to next weekend
Ha ha. No it is my family home that houses my 2 children and myself. We live beside Kingspan Century Park and due to my friendship with the Limerick lads I have opened the doors to them on a few occasions this year already and will allow them to take up any bed/floor space available for the last game of the season. (my kids will be safely packed off to my parents!)
yeah it is seedy! Wanna join us??
What's for dinner - Colcannon, Bubble and Squeek, Boxty or Goody?
Quoting years at random since 1975
MonDogs!
Nice!
Quoting years at random since 1975
No, I'm scared of knives
I have had a MonDog this year and while I am not considered a connesieur of the pallet it was very very tasty.
Proably helped that we won 4-0.
ye not me, magicme..
see it can always be worse
Aw whats up Mr Brewer? Can I be of assistance now that all is right with my world again?
And I expected better from you Green Tribe. Stereotyping like that! Its a typically Fermanagh thing to do!
Chiefo, we do our best for you and "roll over for you" (according to Dundalk fans) and you cant repay the favour by beating Athlone for us? Will make sure the Mondogs poision you when you come back down to the 1st Division.
Can MonDogs be bought on-line? I'd love one right now.
Nobody knows us, we don't care
Jeez I was gonna go to Kilkenny but now.............................
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