Your "Wild Card" or No Strings cheat

**Dodge** · 26/10/2007, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by passinginterest

(at a shade under 5 foot she's the same size as my girlfriend and has similar boobage, so ideal for threesome action). .

Would you not like to mix it up a little. Having a threesome with your girlfriend and something similar kind of defeats the purpose IMO (unless its sisters, in whch case extra points...)

Mine;
Jessica Alba
Rachel Stevens
Shakira
Roxanne Pallete
Pamela Anderson (and I don't give a **** what that says about me...)

I think people are missing the point of this thread tbh. I mean Julie Delpy's a lovely looking girl but if we're talking a one night no holds barred type of thing, surely there's 5 women with better claims than her?

**paul_oshea** · 26/10/2007, 10:42 AM

ill add mine, and they are sure to be the best after a while.

TBH lads, ye lot would be fupped in a 3some, it certainly wouldn't be a "whoever cums first loses" competition, ye would be gone in 2 mins, especially with the names mentioned before

Again, the thought of a 3some is great, but unless ye have a few blue sweets with ye to keep yerself going after ye get your pleasure it would be difficult ( change of word there ) to really "enjoy" it.

**Bluebeard** · 26/10/2007, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Dodge

I think people are missing the point of this thread tbh. I mean Julie Delpy's a lovely looking girl but if we're talking a one night no holds barred type of thing, surely there's 5 women with better claims than her?

The thing with the lovely Julie Delpy is there is is a degree of slightly crazy there that suggests that there will be a true "No Holds Barred" nature to the night. Similarly, Rachael Stevens is a very pretty girl (personally have no idea where the "Sexy" tag comes from - it's all all lighting from what I can see), but would she have the mental committment required to go to the next level in a "No Holds Barred scenario?

**Dodge** · 26/10/2007, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by Bluebeard

Similarly, Rachael Stevens is a very pretty girl (personally have no idea where the "Sexy" tag comes from - it's all all lighting from what I can see), but would she have the mental committment required to go to the next level in a "No Holds Barred scenario?

Yes, yes she would.

**noby** · 26/10/2007, 11:18 AM

Paul, do you remember that fantasy/reality line your shrink spoke to you about? Time to step back a little from it.

**paul_oshea** · 26/10/2007, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by noby

Paul, do you remember that fantasy/reality line your shrink spoke to you about? Time to step back a little from it.

Ya, but the thing is for some, it is always going to be a fantasy

**shakermaker1982** · 26/10/2007, 11:32 AM

Holly Valance
Heroes cheerleader (Hayden Panettiere)
Jessica Alba
Scarlet Johanson

I'll have to give a think about number 5!

**paul_oshea** · 26/10/2007, 11:54 AM

Shaker, DIane Kruger. The wan in Troy....

always thought Elisabeth Shue was hot, along with Diane Kruger, but Im thinking only in Leaving Las Vegas and Troy......if they always looked like that, they would be in the top 2 hottest ever.

BTW ANGELINA JOLIE IS A MINGER: BIG NOSE< BIG EARS < BIG EYES < BIG LIPS < BIG CHEEKBONES AND WORST OF ALL THAT GIANt protruding Forehead of hers...oooooh

big hips. horrible, alien looking creature.

**NeilMcD** · 26/10/2007, 11:58 AM

The pefect answer to this is get your GF to do it first and then she picks all her names, like Brad Pitt etc and then you do the list and the first name on it is

her sister, and then her mother and then her best friend.

**shakermaker1982** · 26/10/2007, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

Shaker, DIane Kruger. The wan in Troy....

always thought Elisabeth Shue was hot, along with Diane Kruger, but Im thinking only in Leaving Las Vegas and Troy......if they always looked like that, they would be in the top 2 hottest ever.

BTW ANGELINA JOLIE IS A MINGER: BIG NOSE< BIG EARS < BIG EYES < BIG LIPS < BIG CHEEKBONES AND WORST OF ALL THAT GIANt protruding Forehead of hers...oooooh

big hips. horrible, alien looking creature.

but you still wouldn't say no!!!

**jebus** · 26/10/2007, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by NeilMcD

The pefect answer to this is get your GF to do it first and then she picks all her names, like Brad Pitt etc and then you do the list and the first name on it is

her sister, and then her mother and then her best friend.

I was thinking of if I could get away with saying her portugese housemate, probably not, but maybe.......

**Sam_Heggy** · 26/10/2007, 12:43 PM

Jessica Alba (love her in Dukes)
Shakira and Beyonce (just watched the video of their duet (*drool*)
Angelina Jolie (the girl is just filth, i love it)
Fergie of black eyed pees (love d body)

**Sligo Hornet** · 26/10/2007, 1:06 PM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

Shaker, DIane Kruger. The wan in Troy....

always thought Elisabeth Shue was hot, along with Diane Kruger, but Im thinking only in Leaving Las Vegas and Troy......if they always looked like that, they would be in the top 2 hottest ever.

BTW ANGELINA JOLIE IS A MINGER: BIG NOSE< BIG EARS < BIG EYES < BIG LIPS < BIG CHEEKBONES AND WORST OF ALL THAT GIANt protruding Forehead of hers...oooooh

big hips. horrible, alien looking creature.

That means I love aliens!

**Jerry The Saint** · 26/10/2007, 1:08 PM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

BTW ANGELINA JOLIE IS A MINGER: BIG NOSE< BIG EARS < BIG EYES < BIG LIPS < BIG CHEEKBONES AND WORST OF ALL THAT GIANt protruding Forehead of hers...oooooh

Reports coming through from Hollywood that Mrs. Jolie-Pitt is "gutted". Concerned relatives have placed her on suicide watch as she refuses to eat or say anything except for

WHY, PAUL, WHY????!!!????

**noby** · 26/10/2007, 1:16 PM

So everything on her face is big? Did you come to this conclusion in the cinema, by any chance?

**paul_oshea** · 26/10/2007, 1:49 PM

Originally Posted by noby

So everything on her face is big? Did you come to this conclusion in the cinema, by any chance?

No here:
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/us..._122_508lo.jpg

and here:
http://hosted.ap.org/photos/C/CAMW10501090449-big.jpg

and here:
http://www.judiciaryreport.com/image...ie-photo-4.jpg

and here ( doing her star trek impression):
http://www.newchatter.com/wp-content...lina-jolie.JPG

and finally:
http://www.durante-vita.net/images/b...larry_king.jpg

I think you get the point noby

Seriouslly lads, terrible taste thinking she is anything other than ugly.

http://i.ivillage.com/BS/Launch/Cele...Jolie3_325.jpg

**jebus** · 26/10/2007, 2:08 PM

Originally Posted by Sam_Heggy

Jessica Alba (love her in Dukes)

Simpson,the girl you are looking at is Jessica Simpson

**Sligo Hornet** · 26/10/2007, 2:18 PM

Originally Posted by jebus

Simpson,the girl you are looking at is Jessica Simpson

Is she the little one with the Yellow spikey hair?

**sligoman** · 26/10/2007, 3:51 PM

Jennifer Aniston would be top of my list, without a doubt.

**SkStu** · 26/10/2007, 6:07 PM

Originally Posted by sligoman

Jennifer Aniston would be top of my list, without a doubt.

no way man, far too clingy. You'd deffo be rumbled by your missus.

Big thumbs up to Paul O'Shea for putting the Angelina Jolie myth to bed for once and for all. She does nothing for me.