Your "Wild Card" or No Strings cheat

**SkStu** · 29/10/2007, 4:31 PM

Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie

My five list would be
Tessa Sanderson

the british javelin thrower from a few years back!!

you sick b*stard... though i suppose you could have
tag-teamed her with Fatima Whitbread...

**dcfcsteve** · 29/10/2007, 5:33 PM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

You never worked for a big company!!

Fair point. Only small two-bit outfits like Walt Disney and Procter & Gamble....

That'll be �250 for my time please, Mr Consultant.....

Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie

Tessa Sanderson

I can see no grounds on which any man alive wiuld find Tessa Sanderson attractive.

Even if you have the hots for black chicks, she would still be way, way down the pecking order.

Though if you like lady boys or mid-op transexual men, then I can see where you're coming from....

**paul_oshea** · 29/10/2007, 6:44 PM

Originally Posted by dcfcsteve

Fair point. Only small two-bit outfits like Walt Disney and Procter & Gamble....

Ya, thats exactly my point

**CollegeTillIDie** · 29/10/2007, 7:54 PM

Originally Posted by SkStu

the british javelin thrower from a few years back!!

you sick b*stard...

Tessa used to do the Sports on Sky News she's a fine thing .

Originally Posted by dcfcsteve

I can see no grounds on which any man alive wiuld find Tessa Sanderson attractive.

Even if you have the hots for black chicks, she would still be way, way down the pecking order.

Though if you like lady boys or mid-op transexual men, then I can see where you're coming from....

You're mixing her up with Fatima Whitbread ! plonker

**Magicme** · 29/10/2007, 8:28 PM

CTID you know by now that you have to back up any wild claims with a good source.

Also feeling less lovely when i see the kinda women you are into!

**dcfcsteve** · 29/10/2007, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie

she's a fine thing .You're mixing her up with Fatima Whitbread ! plonker

Err - Fatima Whitbred is white (albeit half-Turkish). Tessa Sanderson is black. The picture below may provide subtle pointers on how to differentiate between them :

http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files...40806_GH_R.jpg

I guess that clears up which of us is the plonker then.....

For those with a Tessa fetish, and a poor memory, this is what she actually looks like : http://www.sporting-heroes.net/athle...sp?HeroID=1809

Even the Council estate in Battersea named after her is prettier than she is.....

**strangeirish** · 29/10/2007, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by dcfcsteve

Err - Fatima Whitbred is white (albeit half-Turkish). Tessa Sanderson is black. The picture below may provide subtle pointers on how to differentiate between them :
http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files...40806_GH_R.jpg

Good God man, that's downright fugly!

**Pauro 76** · 30/10/2007, 8:05 AM

My top 5...

Penelope Cruz
Salma Hayek (yeah, i know she's over 40. But I still would!)
Shilpa Shetty
Kirsty Gallacher
Andrea Roche (you know, franchise holder of Miss Ireland and indeed ex Miss Ireland)

**Monkfish** · 30/10/2007, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by Magicme

Get over yourself mister righteous. Like its gonna happen that you get the chance to be with anyone from your list.

Judge others relationships all you like but if you are not in them you havent a clue.

Just giving my opinion, if you feel its ok cause its agreed then fine, but cheating and thinking about it with anyone is wrong, next you will be saying its wasent cheating cause you were drunk or someting.

**Magicme** · 30/10/2007, 11:12 AM

No. Dont assume anything about me from the small knowledge you have.

As has been stated many times it is a fantasy hypothetical situation, feel sorry for you if you have no imagination.

**paul_oshea** · 30/10/2007, 11:14 AM

As has been stated many times it is a fantasy hypothetical situation, feel sorry for you if you have no imagination.

What happens though, if the situation occured then, that it wasn't a fantasy hypothetical situation, say for example you had my sparkling personality and harm?

Does that mean you would do the deed?

**Monkfish** · 30/10/2007, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by Magicme

feel sorry for you if you have no imagination.

Anyone can give a list of people they fancy, they dont even have to be famous.

**Magicme** · 30/10/2007, 11:32 AM

See thats where we differ, I would have a problem with my other half admiting to fancying someone attainable. The fantasy famous person is harmless as there is no real chance of it happening.

**paul_oshea** · 30/10/2007, 11:37 AM

See thats where we differ, I would have a problem with my other half admiting to fancying someone attainable. The fantasy famous person is harmless as there is no real chance of it happening.

but, answer my question!!!

**Monkfish** · 30/10/2007, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by Magicme

The fantasy famous person is harmless as there is no real chance of it happening.

Your willingness to tell your partner to feck off for a few hours just cause you fancy someone you only know to see after they have been through a stylist, make-up artist and probably had a good dose of the air-brush would be a bit insulting if I were with you, thats just my opinion.

**Magicme** · 30/10/2007, 11:44 AM

Sorry Paul, didnt see your question there!

I dont think I would have the nerve to carry it through! Anyway as I love my fella I couldn't (unless he told me it was ok which I dont think would happen) but if I was with someone who was less important to me then I possibly would.

Just spotted its ur birthday Monkey boy, hope its a good one!