QuoteOriginally Posted by Magicme
They are talking about who you would cheat on your partner with as a no strings one nite thing on Today FM. Remember Ross and Rachel had a list of 5 they were allowed to cheat with on Friends?
So got me thinking, who would the Foot.ie family do the dirty with?
My list of 5:
Thierry Henry
Roland Gift
John Cusack
Keanu Reeves
Sting
That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!
Hello! Have you not heard bout his prowess in the bedroom?? Would love to sample that! Also he is such a sexy beast. Him and Son Joe would be my Father and Son fantasy.
Ooops may have said too much.
and then ye wonder, magicme, then ye wonder....
My List would be:
Magicme X 5.
Nah i couldn't cheat!!!!
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Anyone know which the emoticon for *goes white in mortal terror of believing he just read that* ?
I'm single, and have been a little too long so my current wildcard is any woman with a pulse.
And yes, POS, I do mean woman. Preferably without facial hair.
That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!
Its not really a cheat if its agreed that if you ever have the opportunity then it is ok. Anyways it cant be someone you know already coz thats not fair. It kinda has to be someone there isnt really a chance you will ever meet.
sorry Bluebeard, am a bit how will I put it, liberated in my thinking!
i was gonna say easy, but....ok
Joking
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Yeah coz it would be real easy to get Sting and his son into bed with me!
A girl has gotta dream!
No worries MM, it wasn't the father son thing, but more Sting, and a junior version of the same that makes me feel queasy. By all means go to town on the O'Halpin brothers or even Kirk and Michael Douglas, but the Stings?
That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!
Yuck to the O'halpin's and Douglas clans!
Maybe I have quirky tastes but Sting & Joe are like perfection.
Quirky is one way of putting it.
That said, I'm still in love with Audrey Hepburn, and she's only gone and died.
But still. Sting?
That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!
So she fails your strict criteria by not having a pulse. Shame that. you were in there otherwise.
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Dont laminate the list until your sure
Larry Be Wyse
www.acsportsimages.com
Caroline Morahan
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Beyonce
Christina Aguilera
Julia Louis - Dreyfuss
DB Cooper is alive !
That's because as you kiss in a moment of passion you'd be joined forever like Velcro!
Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic
And I'm fairly strict on that criteria at the moment.
Give it another year.
That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!
Her mother
Her sister
Her manager
Her mate
Her neighbour
Who Cares?!
I was disgusted with that list until you put in Julia Louis Dreyfuss in there, good man. Shame you posted it though as MagicMe would have been left hanging as the only cheating scumbag on foot otherwise
Oi!! Its not cheating if its agreed and anyways its only fantasy. I now have my boyfriends list so he is playing the game too!!
What school of morals did you go to?
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