Ireland vs Cyprus -Result Prediction

**danonion** · 16/10/2007, 9:48 PM

5-0 happy days

**Ordinary Fan** · 16/10/2007, 10:15 PM

Boring game, late equaliser or winner for Ireland.

Only one defeat in 12 games, wow how good does it get!

**mypost** · 17/10/2007, 12:53 AM

Originally Posted by Ordinary Fan

Only one defeat in 12 games, wow how good does it get!

A 0-0 bore draw, therefore bringing about several Croker Waves

, and keeping the unbeaten home run going.

**Gargamel** · 17/10/2007, 12:27 PM

we will win this 4-0. i'm sure of it

**Green Tribe** · 17/10/2007, 12:29 PM

wouldn't surprise me if it was 4-0

**WembleyGreen** · 17/10/2007, 1:34 PM

1 Nil to the Cypriots, making history by being the first team to beat Ireland at Croker Pk, Keane will miss a double hatrick of chances before the Cypriots break away, McShane/O'Shea will get in each others way because Dunne's not there to shout at them and the Cypriots will score. The Cypriots will then retreat to their own box and defend for the remainder of the game. Stan will see the immediate need for substitutions and bring on Alex Bruce taking off Doyle and replacing Hunt with Douglas. The crowd will interrupt their Mexican wave fun and the Ole Ole Ole'rs will boo and shout for a bit before returning to the wave and thier inflatibles. After the game some in the crowd will stay on and try to make their feelings known but this will be spun as a wonderful 'last home game' gesture by the crowd showing their appreciation for the great strides that have been made by Stan and the FAI. Stan will comment after the game that the Cypriots were a 'hard nut to crack' and they could yet prove a banana skin for the other teams in the group, he'll say we were hard done by, no lady luck tonight and the lads gave it everything they had, he'll be happy with the effort and the spirit of the team was intact and although dissappointed "the result is history now and he is looking forward to beating the mighty Welsh" Sir Bobby will be rolled out to face the 'merciless' and 'misleading' media, and Delaney will suddenly find he has a very important 'development meeting with the Blasket Islands, transgender intercultural one-legged league organising committee in his diary for 7.30am next morning requiring him to be helicoptered there straight away after the game therefore he won't be available for comment. The players will skulk off back to their clubs and money men will count their pfofits and will all re-convene in Cardiff for canapes, champagne and corporate smoozhing where the next installment of the FAI's pantomime will take place amongst the vast empty spaces of the Milleniunm stadium where the two worst teams in the British Isles will play a meaningless match knowing full well that even 3rd in the group is beyond them! ...Please tell me I'm having a nightmare! Please! anybody?

**lionelhutz** · 17/10/2007, 1:48 PM

Originally Posted by WembleyGreen

1 Nil to the Cypriots, making history by being the first team to beat Ireland at Croker Pk, Keane will miss a double hatrick of chances before the Cypriots break away, McShane/O'Shea will get in each others way because Dunne's not there to shout at them and the Cypriots will score. The Cypriots will then retreat to their own box and defend for the remainder of the game. Stan will see the immediate need for substitutions and bring on Alex Bruce taking off Doyle and replacing Hunt with Douglas. The crowd will interrupt their Mexican wave fun and the Ole Ole Ole'rs will boo and shout for a bit before returning to the wave and thier inflatibles. After the game some in the crowd will stay on and try to make their feelings known but this will be spun as a wonderful 'last home game' gesture by the crowd showing their appreciation for the great strides that have been made by Stan and the FAI. Stan will comment after the game that the Cypriots were a 'hard nut to crack' and they could yet prove a banana skin for the other teams in the group, he'll say we were hard done by, no lady luck tonight and the lads gave it everything they had, he'll be happy with the effort and the spirit of the team was intact and although dissappointed "the result is history now and he is looking forward to beating the mighty Welsh" Sir Bobby will be rolled out to face the 'merciless' and 'misleading' media, and Delaney will suddenly find he has a very important 'development meeting with the Blasket Islands, transgender intercultural one-legged league organising committee in his diary for 7.30am next morning requiring him to be helicoptered there straight away after the game therefore he won't be available for comment. The players will skulk off back to their clubs and money men will count their pfofits and will all re-convene in Cardiff for canapes, champagne and corporate smoozhing where the next installment of the FAI's pantomime will take place amongst the vast empty spaces of the Milleniunm stadium where the two worst teams in the British Isles will play a meaningless match knowing full well that even 3rd in the group is beyond them! ...Please tell me I'm having a nightmare! Please! anybody?

Top notch stuff!

**OwlsFan** · 17/10/2007, 2:14 PM

Ireland 3-1 with Robbie scoring 2, which will immediately be discounted by his detractors.

**greendeiseboy** · 17/10/2007, 2:23 PM

1- 0 to us. A goal straight from a kick out by Given in the last minute. Staunton declared nation hero and put in charge for life. Delaney to admit that he is Oscar Wilde's love child. robbie and stan to release a christmas single.... stand by me. john o'shea to play paddy's twin in Max and Paddy the movie.

ok really 4 - 2 to us

**Armando** · 17/10/2007, 2:40 PM

Originally Posted by WembleyGreen

1 Nil to the Cypriots, making history by being the first team to beat Ireland at Croker Pk, Keane will miss a double hatrick of chances before the Cypriots break away, McShane/O'Shea will get in each others way because Dunne's not there to shout at them and the Cypriots will score. The Cypriots will then retreat to their own box and defend for the remainder of the game. Stan will see the immediate need for substitutions and bring on Alex Bruce taking off Doyle and replacing Hunt with Douglas. The crowd will interrupt their Mexican wave fun and the Ole Ole Ole'rs will boo and shout for a bit before returning to the wave and thier inflatibles. After the game some in the crowd will stay on and try to make their feelings known but this will be spun as a wonderful 'last home game' gesture by the crowd showing their appreciation for the great strides that have been made by Stan and the FAI. Stan will comment after the game that the Cypriots were a 'hard nut to crack' and they could yet prove a banana skin for the other teams in the group, he'll say we were hard done by, no lady luck tonight and the lads gave it everything they had, he'll be happy with the effort and the spirit of the team was intact and although dissappointed "the result is history now and he is looking forward to beating the mighty Welsh" Sir Bobby will be rolled out to face the 'merciless' and 'misleading' media, and Delaney will suddenly find he has a very important 'development meeting with the Blasket Islands, transgender intercultural one-legged league organising committee in his diary for 7.30am next morning requiring him to be helicoptered there straight away after the game therefore he won't be available for comment. The players will skulk off back to their clubs and money men will count their pfofits and will all re-convene in Cardiff for canapes, champagne and corporate smoozhing where the next installment of the FAI's pantomime will take place amongst the vast empty spaces of the Milleniunm stadium where the two worst teams in the British Isles will play a meaningless match knowing full well that even 3rd in the group is beyond them! ...Please tell me I'm having a nightmare! Please! anybody?

Very good

edit this bit please

**Irish_Praha** · 17/10/2007, 2:51 PM

Originally Posted by Armando

Very good

edit this bit please

Why? The definition of the British Iles is as follows:

British Isles
–plural noun a group of islands in W Europe: Great Britain, Ireland, the Isle of Man, and adjacent small islands. 53,978,538; 120,592 sq. mi. (312,300 sq. km).

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/British%20Isles

**WembleyGreen** · 17/10/2007, 3:00 PM

Armando, it's a geographic term not a political one, we ARE located in the British Isles are we not? I can't change geography, I almost said 'home nations' but thought better of it. Maybe I should have said 'these islands'? Anyway, glad you liked the rest, seriously though I think we'll win 2-0
And if there is anyone from the the Blasket Islands reading this I was only kidding! OK Peig?