Quotebut this time it worked on Dunphy who thought it was a picture of himself and he legged it in the direction of...Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
Scaring away the neighborhood schooligans....................
but this time it worked on Dunphy who thought it was a picture of himself and he legged it in the direction of...
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
the horsehoe bar in the shelbourne hotel.
dunphy cowered under a large table in the bar muttering "save me baby,im a personality in this town dontchaknow"
under the table alongside dunphy was none other than barry egan the ginger -haired ****$tain from the sindo. barry was researching for a story for his paper on how young socialites ended up "on the coke loike youknow" and invariably ended up face down in their own vomit on the floor of the horsehoe bar.
"you look like that tw@t mick hucknall" said dunphy
"you look like a camel" said egan ,then both ordered black russians from the bar and proceeded to try and talk over each other about how important they were to irish society unaware that in a nearby corner lurked .....
Shamrock Rovers- Where trophies are won and envy is scarce
...two white Russians who were in Dublin for trials with Bohemians but they....
were brutal so they signed for Rovers instead, that very week on MNS Roddy claimed "I brought them over from Russia", he was promptly arrested and faces charges of Human Trafficking but he's not too worried as been defended by...................................
......Giovanni di Stefano but then Di Stefano abandoned Roddy on regards of Roddy being too much of a lowlife for him to defend, this left Roddy in a pickle , but he decided to defend himself , which was all going well as he spent the previous night watching Perry Mason in his local , the sound was off but he got the gist of it , Unfortunatelty for Roddy when he arrived it turned out Judge Snyder was taking the case and that the judge has had it in for him ever since he accidentally...
............Relegated Shamrock Rovers. When it was Roddy's turn to call his first witness he called...................
...was Heinrich Himmler. "What's your name? " asked Judge Snyder to which Himmler replied "Ve ask de questions". Judge Snyder soon tired of answering Himmler's questions about the Judge's gene pool and then called Phat Dolan who....
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
...just retuned from Tesco where he bought....
6 chocolate eclairs, 14 packets of Nachos and 2 apple pies which he finished off just in 10 minutes flat just before he was due to appear as a panelist on Setanta Sports where the game was Sligo Rovers vs St. Pat's. Dolan predicted that.............
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
...the Dollar would weaken even further because.....
he ate some for breakfast and washed it all down with a barrel of oil which had been flown over to Ireland in a plane flown by....................
LESS OF THE BULL NOW!
John Giles who shouted down to Dolan "Now I don't like to repeat myself but the bread and butter of flying is to do the simple things. Keep control and..". Dolan interrupted him "Did you say bread and butter!! ?That reminds me I have eaten for 5 seconds and he rushed in to the nearest greasy spoon and to his surprise he met
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
...Dermot Keely, who headbutted Dolan because Keely will never forget the manner in which Dolan once.....
farted in his face in the toilet of a buger bar run by
LESS OF THE BULL NOW!
....Ronald McDonald but Dolan prefers Aberakebabera because.....
he thinks they're made in Aberdeen so he flew over to Pittodrie to take in a game against Rangers and was shocked to find....
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
... Roddy had applied for the job as Rangers' manager; he later told Con Murphy on MNS that he is.....
...a ladyboy at weekends.
TO TELL THE TRUTH IS REVOLUTIONARY
The ONLY foot.ie user with a type of logic named after them!
All of this has happened before. All of it will happen again.
in Brazil were.............
LESS OF THE BULL NOW!
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