QuoteRoddy Collins,as he is a master of.....
Sean is still weighing up the options he has at the moment.
grave digger or football manager?
he just cannot decide .
he needs to talk to .......
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Roddy Collins,as he is a master of.....
RIP JOHNNY
lying in shyte and coming up smelling of roses. so sean set's off to find Roddy. Unbeknownst to Sean, Roddy had lost control of the his recently acquired U.F.O and was last seen leaving our Solar System in the direction of.........................
gretna shouting out the window"dont worry sweaties ,oim here te save yeh's frum de dreaded relegation" "o look a boxing match,il be back in a minute lads".....and with that he was off again stopping off only to pick up ........
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his favourite magazine plasters weekly,under further inspection he found an add looking for plasters in the Dublin area.....
Although the small print said "Roddy Collins need not apply" so that knocked that on the head. just then Roddy noticed a strange looking robot materialising in a corner of the spacecraft. "good morning Sir I am Kryten how may I serve you" said the mechanoid to which Roddy answered....................
" are you glen crowe?
"No" said Kryten "but i do have.........
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.... to get a taxi". Next minute a taxi pulled up being driven by
Tony Cousins who said "Where ya goin' Bud?" but then......
Tony's phone rang. It was The Independent. They had a job for him reporting on the EL for their famous Sunday edition. Tony said "yes but only if ......."
"Are those my feet" Fr Jack Hackett
...I can do it on a part time basis because I....."
.. I'm currently on a back to work scheme along with Rico, Roddy &....
...Bertie." Just then Roddy drove past in a tractor on his way to....
.. Donnybrook, his s hit for shovelling in toe. Whilst stopped at a traffic light he noticed that....
phat Dolan was sitting in a convertible beside him eating a twix, Roddy shouted..."Oi.......
"Are those my feet" Fr Jack Hackett
Dolan you Fat Fcuk" and then turned on the muck spreader burying dolan and his new convertable in two and a half tons of manure which funnily enough is the exact ammount of manure that was used to ..................
cover the rose garden in liam lawlor's back garden. liam had "acquired" land but felt it was justified cos he was a northsides looking out for his own interests. and shure dere's nuthin wrong wit dat eh !!
on the sunny southside,where young girls with too much make-up on and their hair backcombed, paraded the avenues in their dubes ,the police were called to a house to investigate a call that an ugly man had somehow found his way to the wrong side of the city and the locals were scared cos he spoke in a funny accent and wore a tracksuit that made him look like an extra from the "thriller" video.
it turned out to be non other than......
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....Eamon Dunphy who was in flagrante delicto with Bill O'Herlihy. "Okey dokey" said Bill, "you can put that away now Eamon and we'll have a look at the replay". Giles was sitting watching the two go at it and said "I know I am repeating myself but...."
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
...I know I am repeating myself". Dolan got out of his car and Roddy got off his tractor and they both had a .......
look at bill and eamo hammering away on each other.
roddy said"if i was mamaging dem fellahs, they'd be finished by njow"
phat pat looked mournfull and stammered out"i havent seen my little fella since 1985".
"dere dere" said roddy and he comforting phat pat with a tap on the shoulder .
billo jumped up and legged it into the next garden with eamon in hot pursuit shouting "dont jump the fence baby!". the owner of the house came out with a broom and a .........
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...life size cardboard cut out of Roddy Collins which is used for.....
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