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    ...started choking his own turkey but pulled up his trousers when he heard the distinctive sound of Pat Dolan making a ......

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    cheese burger on the george foreman grill next door.
    phat pat was using cheese made from his own .....
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    cow which he bought at the mart on sunday only to find....

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    it wasnt a cow but a bull .
    and phat pat had been milking his *blank* instead .
    when he realiseed this he called his best friend mick wallace who arrived on the scene in a ford cortina and mick hanging out the drivers window
    wearing a shower curtain like a cape and with his ample locks blowing in the breeze. "i'm here to help" says mick "but first i want you to...
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    Quote Originally Posted by placid casual View Post
    it wasnt a cow but a bull .
    and phat pat had been milking his *blank* instead . when he realiseed this he called his best friend mick wallace who arrived on the scene in a ford cortina and mick hanging out the drivers window
    wearing a shower curtain like a cape and with his ample locks blowing in the breeze. "i'm here to help" says mick "but first i want you to...
    to tell placid casual to use capital letters in his posts on http://foot.ie/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=895905. He immediated phoned placid casual who wasn't at home because he was out.....
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    ....at work knitting a new set of jersies for....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddyfield View Post
    ....at work knitting a new set of jersies for....
    a Mountjoy XI captained by....
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    sinisa mihailovic the lazio midfield fatso and all round nazi.
    "placid,asked sinisa,"why dont you use capital letters"?.
    well,sinisa the reason for the lack of capital letters is coz i have to type quite quickly so any boss walking past my desk wont see me wasting my office life away on this anti rovers forum".
    "really",asked sinisa.
    "nah i'm just a lazy c$$t to be honest".
    just like......
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    ... Sean Connor who has a reputation for being so tight that he once.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddyfield View Post
    ... Sean Connor who has a reputation for being so tight that he once.....
    complained to the doctor when he got well before he'd used up all his medicine. The Mountjoy XI captained by Sinisa Mihailovic first match was against a team managed by Steve Staunton. Stan looked at the Mountjoy XI and....
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    ... decided to play a revolutionary new 1-0-9 formation and was promptly beaten 236-0 and as a forfeit had to....

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    stand on the curva sud in the stadio olimpico wearing a t shirt which said "i like all nations of this earth. we are all created equally.oh and roma are great!".
    later on..in the A & E of Rome General hospital,Sinisa reflected on his decision to stand with the roma fans and with that looked up to see coming through the door....
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    Quote Originally Posted by placid casual View Post
    stand on the curva sud in the stadio olimpico wearing a t shirt which said "i like all nations of this earth. we are all created equally.oh and roma are great!".
    later on..in the A & E of Rome General hospital,Sinisa reflected on his decision to stand with the roma fans and with that looked up to see coming through the door....
    but Block G Raptor with his new baby who was the splitting image of...
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    Kevin hunt for some unknown reason(unknown to BGR that is) ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Block G Raptor View Post
    Kevin hunt for some unknown reason(unknown to BGR that is) ....
    ,Kevin was BRGs father.You see BGR is only 14 and he lives in Meath where he secretly supports......
    RIP JOHNNY

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    ...gay Eskimo's rights but, as Pat Dolan always says, "......

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    ........they may be gay eskimos but they dont half make a good waist coat......now where did I put my.....
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    ....cat Felix?" Just then, Tony Cousins bumped into Dolan. "Why are you crying?" asked Dolan to which Cousins replied..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddyfield View Post
    ....cat Felix?" Just then, Tony Cousins bumped into Dolan. "Why are you crying?" asked Dolan to which Cousins replied..."
    "These are tears of joy as I no longer have to spend time in Galway". However, I have left them with...
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    ... a fear that Sean Connor might get the job" but ....

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