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    ....really pi$$ed off with.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddyfield View Post
    ....really pi$$ed off with.....
    ..the owner of the club who wanted him to let him know what was happening. Mother Teresa tried to intervene only to be told by Keane to......
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlsFan View Post
    ..the owner of the club who wanted him to let him know what was happening. Mother Teresa tried to intervene only to be told by Keane to......
    go home because she didnt understand the conditions of the training field, travel arrangements (which made the players sit in second class seats on flights, while FAI officials sat in first class), strategy, expectations, diet and McCarthy's competence. she then replied . . . . .
    roddy collins should be a comedian!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weatherman View Post
    go home because she didnt understand the conditions of the training field, travel arrangements (which made the players sit in second class seats on flights, while FAI officials sat in first class), strategy, expectations, diet and McCarthy's competence. She then replied . . . . .
    "Any chance of a blow j*b?" to which Keane replied "All credit to bjs but at the end of the day like I don't have time because....
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    ...I heard about Shamrock Rovers' refusal to......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddyfield View Post
    ...I heard about Shamrock Rovers' refusal to......
    bail out Cork City because....
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlsFan View Post
    bail out Cork City because....
    ....they lost all of the money they had stolen from Ronaldos wallet down the back of the couch which left them.........
    The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.
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    Roy Keane is still a pri*k!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayo Red View Post
    ....they lost all of the money they had stolen from Ronaldos wallet down the back of the couch which left them.........
    ..up more money than they normally get at the gate but still...
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlsFan View Post
    ..up more money than they normally get at the gate but still...
    they knew pat dolan was on his way back, so they were saving for...
    Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by don ramo View Post
    they knew pat dolan was on his way back, so they were saving for...
    the big pizza and ice cream party that they'd have to celebrate Pat's return, but the shops were all closed....

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    ...coz one man owned all the shops, and Glen Crowe was found in that mans bed eating his favourite biscuits, and Pat Fenlon was throwing cabbages from his roof...

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    and when he ran out of cabbages, he started throwing Crowe's arthritis medication pills, one by one. Crower didn't take this lying down, so he got out his stepladder.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by brianw82 View Post
    and when he ran out of cabbages, he started throwing Crowe's arthritis medication pills, one by one. Crower didn't take this lying down, so he got out his stepladder.....
    but missed a step and fell on top of...
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlsFan View Post
    but missed a step and fell on top of...
    Jordan, who luckily enough broke his fall because of........
    The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayo Red View Post
    Jordan, who luckily enough broke his fall because of........
    .....the two big water melons she was holding which she insists are not genetically modified but.....
    Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sligo Hornet View Post
    .....the two big water melons she was holding which she insists are not genetically modified but.....
    in fact were Peter Andre's balls which she had cut off because....
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlsFan View Post
    in fact were Peter Andre's balls which she had cut off because....
    ...he needed to hit a very high note on his new single " I love my Slapper" which was due to be released.....
    Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sligo Hornet View Post
    ...he needed to hit a very high note on his new single " I love my Slapper" which was due to be released.....
    ...by the two biggest tits in Ireland, Pat Doan and......
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    Katherine Lynch, whose court case for being the most unfunny gee-bag on television was postponed due to....

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    her becoming infected with swine flu, as a result of.....

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