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    irrelevant nonsense. anyway on with the story about the man they couldnt hang because......
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    ....He had no neck so they decided to execute him by stringing together a load of..................

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    rosary beads which were hand made by mother theresa's slave children,some of whom lived past the age of 8 and went on to foister a career for themselves in .......
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    The eircom league as referees,but unfortunately they met Ski Mc Gee on the ferry over and......
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    he ate them all between Beers, until...............

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    his body failed on him as it tried to garner enough ammino acids to break down such a large amount of human flesh.his savious was the man standing on the bridge of the ferry with the unfeasibly large......
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    Chip on his shoulder, due to the fact that he was ...................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Block G Raptor View Post
    Chip on his shoulder, due to the fact that he was ...................
    a carpenter on his way to rebuild the stadium in Tallaght until he was
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    Mugged by 2 UCD fans bearing......
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    ...and licking each other so that they could show the world that....
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    Students know so much more about everything than the rest of us minions. of course their belief in this was fundamentally changed by the arrival of...............

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    a GAA fan with a placard reading "Ireland for the Irish. No to foreign games in Tallaght". The UCD fans couldn't read and thought it said...
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    No foreigners in Tallaght, they promptly contacted Ruth Coppinger of the socialist party who immediately set up a Picket line demanding the end to this racism NOW!! until it was pointed out by.................

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    kevin myers,of all people, that the real racists are irish people themselves since they insist on their zenophbic zeal towards GREAT britain who is after all their lord and master and kevin should know cos he's from that part of the world and anyway i heard from trish at the swings that you went down on trevor for a koolpop and a packet of monster munch and SHUT UP you anyways....which was fine untill along came pierreluigi collina and in his hand was a shiny ........
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    Rampant Rabbit that his fella got him for christmas because he had been a good boy all year
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    Luke,i am your father.....
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    a pedophile coz me ma's only 15 and she had me when she was ..............

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    in the ilac centre library looking for one of dem black fellas with the big mickies but to be honest any fellah would do.
    little did she know that at the foot of the stairs of the library,sitting around that rancid little pond thing was none other than............
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    Joe Duffy who was broadcasting live to the nation from the Ilac cause it was the anniversary of...................

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    the day that bearded woman, who used always be hanging around moore st got an lemon-coloured leather jacket from the sheepskin shop across the mall and ended up with a god awful allergy as the coat was straight from the plastic cow.
    joe said go on,go on a fair number of times until fed-up,this woman emerged from the crowd and gave joe a belt around the head with a .........
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