QuoteTop one!!! Mark Lawrenson has obviously started a trend after shaving his one off... Lawro its your fault!
The Ballad of Rico’s Tash
How could he be so careless?
It’s worse than people feared.
His upper lip is hairless,
His ronnie’s disappeared.
The nudity’s disarming
Twixt his upper lip and nose,
And what’s even more alarming
Is, it might affect his prose.
Ireland’s greatest treasure
Is now on the wanted list.
We should show our displeasure –
He must have been quaren’ ****ed.
I can’t believe he shaved it –
Most grand of all creations-
You think he would have saved it
For the future generations.
The country’s in a trauma
And the time is out of place.
Oh, Rico please restore your former
Glory to your face.
No point in us complaining
At this crime so stark and rash,
We should be out campaigning
To recover Rico’s tash.
If anyone should find it
And it offers no resistance,
They should very firmly bind it
And then call for some assistance.
There’s a surgeon at the ready
With a scalpel and a drip,
And with a hand so steady,
He’ll re-fix it to his lip.
The SFAI are the governing body for grassroots football in Ireland, not the FAI. Its success or the lack of is all down to them.
Top one!!! Mark Lawrenson has obviously started a trend after shaving his one off... Lawro its your fault!
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
You should email that to TV3 Trev might even give it a reading
Oh no not them again
Done !!Originally posted by SÓCcfc
You should email that to TV3 Trev might even give it a reading
Await reply !!
The SFAI are the governing body for grassroots football in Ireland, not the FAI. Its success or the lack of is all down to them.
Thanks a million lads.
Don't worry, I'll remain anonymous.
No Elvis, Beatles or the Rolling Stones
In 1977
Dont know if Eircom League Weekly has a poetry corner, but hey it might get Rico to crack a smile! dont let us down Trev!
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
Fantastic A Face, well done. The like of that should appear in a fanzine!
I hate the thought of blowing my own trumpet, but I wrote that!!! I posted it up on the eL MB for a laugh. Don't mind anyone using it, but am a bit wary of other people getting the credit for it!!!
PS I have about 20 Footie Poems at home, if anyone is thinking of compiling a "Penguin Book of League of Ireland Related Poetry"
No Elvis, Beatles or the Rolling Stones
In 1977
Yeah ..... sorry.
I didn't mean to take credit for that.
The Sheliban, sorry man .... i just lashed it up. I was not pulling a fast one there at all.
By right i should of put a link to it .... sorry.
The SFAI are the governing body for grassroots football in Ireland, not the FAI. Its success or the lack of is all down to them.
No problem. Genuine mistake!!
No Elvis, Beatles or the Rolling Stones
In 1977
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