With Falkirk having a latitude 56.32 and not being sheltered by the emerald isle and feeling the full force of the Southwesterly winds, surely climate is the determining factor in how good a footballer is.
Therefore Stokes is better, way better than Rooney and twice as good as Pele, at that age.
What's an idot? New Apple branded punctuation or something. I want one.
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