The sick baaaaastard.
What do you think guys?Originally Posted by Irish Daily Star
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!!
The sick baaaaastard.
Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.
A guy in England got done for roiding a goat a few years back, when a train went past the field he was getting jiggy with the animal in and rumbled him...!
You think that's bad? Look what happened in Sudan
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
You've got no fans.
a men was caught riding a deer before but couldnt get prosecuted because the deer was dead!
Ryanair should open a Sligo -Haaksbergen route.Originally Posted by Irish Daily Star
A Dutchman has walked free after having sex with a sheep-because the animal was unable to testify it had not agreed to the act. The man from Haaksbergen could not be charged as bestiality is not a crime in Holland. An animal rights worker said; "Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted."
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steve it was wales!
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Reminds me of a story a former Irish Times Journalist told me about an Irish geezer who was up in front of a judge on more than one occasion for sheep worrying.
When the perplexed Judge asked what was his defence this time, he replied:
"I was just having a slash by the hedge and the sheep backed into me".
Quoting years at random since 1975
“Jockey Wilson . . . What an athlete.” - Sid Waddell
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strange one, your comment reminds me of a lad telling me about the DOnegal version of "porn" being done up there.
Also the first Irish porn was done in donegal, aptly called "F'd in Ireland".
I wonder what the terms used were by the irish ones being rodgered in it?
"Fcek me arse!!" "ya thats it, gimmie yer willy!!"
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
I guess this fella came up a little short.
Here's the big story!
Sucks to be him.
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
I remember years ago being told by a friend of mine who grew up in a rural area of Nederland that he made sweet, sweet love to a sheep on his 18th birthday. He said it was a rite of passage and was common enough.
I laughed, he laughed, our laughs trailed into chuckles ...affording him his que to say "I'm joking really". He missed his que -and I haven't broached the subject since.
" I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"
There's a fella where im from and he is called Christy Greyhound
Heard he was caught doing it doggy style with a greyhound.
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