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    Talking Sheep Sex Man Walks Free

    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Daily Star
    A Dutchman has walked free after having sex with a sheep-because the animal was unable to testify it had not agreed to the act. The man from Haaksbergen could not be charged as bestiality is not a crime in Holland. An animal rights worker said; "Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted."
    What do you think guys?
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    The sick baaaaastard.
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    A guy in England got done for roiding a goat a few years back, when a train went past the field he was getting jiggy with the animal in and rumbled him...!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunderblaster View Post
    What do you think guys?
    Didn't know there were Harps fans in Holland.
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    You think that's bad? Look what happened in Sudan

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
    You've got no fans.

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    a men was caught riding a deer before but couldnt get prosecuted because the deer was dead!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeathDrog View Post
    You think that's bad? Look what happened in Sudan

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
    I wouldn't like to have been at his stag night

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    Originally Posted by Irish Daily Star
    A Dutchman has walked free after having sex with a sheep-because the animal was unable to testify it had not agreed to the act. The man from Haaksbergen could not be charged as bestiality is not a crime in Holland. An animal rights worker said; "Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted."
    Quote Originally Posted by Thunderblaster View Post
    What do you think guys?
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    steve it was wales!
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
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    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunderblaster View Post
    What do you think guys?
    Woolly thinking from the prosecution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rovers fan View Post
    a men was caught riding a deer before but couldnt get prosecuted because the deer was dead!
    Beastiality, and Necrophilia too, what a double
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    Reminds me of a story a former Irish Times Journalist told me about an Irish geezer who was up in front of a judge on more than one occasion for sheep worrying.

    When the perplexed Judge asked what was his defence this time, he replied:

    "I was just having a slash by the hedge and the sheep backed into me".
    Quoting years at random since 1975

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeathDrog View Post
    You think that's bad? Look what happened in Sudan

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
    thats what he gets for acting the Goat....

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    Quote Originally Posted by strangeirish View Post
    Didn't know there were Harps fans in Holland.
    FFS get your facts right, it was the sheep that was on holidays
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    strange one, your comment reminds me of a lad telling me about the DOnegal version of "porn" being done up there.

    Also the first Irish porn was done in donegal, aptly called "F'd in Ireland".

    I wonder what the terms used were by the irish ones being rodgered in it?

    "Fcek me arse!!" "ya thats it, gimmie yer willy!!"
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
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    I guess this fella came up a little short.


    Here's the big story!

    Sucks to be him.
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunderblaster View Post
    What do you think guys?
    I remember years ago being told by a friend of mine who grew up in a rural area of Nederland that he made sweet, sweet love to a sheep on his 18th birthday. He said it was a rite of passage and was common enough.

    I laughed, he laughed, our laughs trailed into chuckles ...affording him his que to say "I'm joking really". He missed his que -and I haven't broached the subject since.
    " I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by paul_oshea View Post
    steve it was wales!
    Sorry mucker - I can't keep up with yer movements.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lionel Ritchie View Post
    I remember years ago being told by a friend of mine who grew up in a rural area of Nederland that he made sweet, sweet love to a sheep on his 18th birthday. He said it was a rite of passage and was common enough.

    I laughed, he laughed, our laughs trailed into chuckles ...affording him his que to say "I'm joking really". He missed his que -and I haven't broached the subject since.
    Shouldn't that read "He missed his Ewe" ?
    Quoting years at random since 1975

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    There's a fella where im from and he is called Christy Greyhound

    Heard he was caught doing it doggy style with a greyhound.
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