No penis jokes allowed!!
Just in an internet cafe in Templebar, with swarms of British tourists around the place, and your man at the counter is playing Rebel Songs. I don't think anyones copped it yet, but songs like Come Out You Black and Tans can't go down well with the many stag parties around here
I was watching CSI Miami the other night and in the closing scene David Caruso was talking to a scam-victim who had a baby boy in his arms. Caruso bent down and attempted to smile in a pleasant way at the baby. Straightaway the baby, who probably doesn't know how to say the word "acting", turned away with a frown on his face. It was priceless.
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Yo te quiero, mi querida. Sin tus besos, yo soy nada.
Abri o portão de ouro, da maquina do tempo.
Mi mamá me hizo guapo, listo y antimadridista.
are you sure you werent one of those fellas you were on about before.......just in an internet cafe in Templebar
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
The racists or the scummers who inhabit these cafes?
That guy is probably the worst actor I've ever seen (outside of the Fair City cast obviouslyOriginally Posted by superfrank
) He's dreadful.
Out for a spell, got neglected, lay on the bench unselected.
I know. I hate that ginger tosser. Does he always have to talk in such a low tone.That guy is probably the worst actor I've ever seen (outside of the Fair City cast obviously
I think I should the parachute, because I'm great.
In fact, I think I should get both parachutes, in case one doesn't work.
Our left winger gets the crowd off their feet sometimes.
City definetly have the best bands playing at half-time.
O'Bama - "Eerah yeah, I'd say we can alright!"
G.O'Mahoney Trapattoni'll sort ém out!!
My dog worrying a pair of socks like a rat.
???
Since when do rats have a reputation for "worrying"?
??? surely he meant the dog was doing the worrying ? (Probabaly about the ever expanding rat population)
Out for a spell, got neglected, lay on the bench unselected.
To 'worry' is what a terrier does to a rat - the dog grips the rat in its mouth and shakes the rat to death.
I got that much. What I want to know is why do you have a pair of socks like a rat?
more bass
That's easy. Pairs of socks go missing all the time, but it takes effort to get rid of a rat.
my dog barks at pat kenny every time he comes on the telly..also she can open a tin of biscuits!
'How can I hate women, my Mums one!!!' Chris Finch
I've a sister does the same.
That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!
citizen is your dog a bitch?
like bluebeards sister?
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
How often is your dog on telly?
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Now now Paul, just because she wasn't up for it with you - no means two barks means no
That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!
hehe
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Is Pat Kenny a porno actor???
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