Apart from the usual Samantha Mumba "Boy, I gotta broken heart / Its tearing me apart" "He's so fine/She's all mine" and any lyric that rhymes "walk" with "talk", what's the worst song lyrics in the world ever?
I have three:-
"Listen through your ears, through your eyes that see" [U2 "Stuck in a Moment"]-surely the most nonsensical line of all time.
"Tonight there's going to be a jail-break
Somewhere in this town" -[Thin Lizzy] - Hmm, wonder where in this town the jailbreak might be???
Also, another song from the late seventies - somebody help me here - about a girl who is singing a song to her astronaut lover, whose been travelling in deep space for over a year, and halfway through the song, she asks, "By the way, how's your cold?" After a year????
No Elvis, Beatles or the Rolling Stones
In 1977
Cant remember the singer, but it was one of those songs you couldnt escape from a few years ago..went something like...
“Im afraid of the dark,
especially when im in the park.
Im not afraid of a ghost, its the sight i fear the most, i’d rather have a piece of toast...”
Song was called Life or something....
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
It was Des'ree I think, I was just coming on to post it myself!!!Originally posted by PAURO 7
Cant remember the singer, but it was one of those songs you couldnt escape from a few years ago..went something like...
“Im afraid of the dark,
especially when im in the park.
Im not afraid of a ghost, its the sight i fear the most, i’d rather have a piece of toast...”
Song was called Life or something....
The ball is round and has many surprises.
Jay Lo
I'm still I'm still Jenny from the block
God that song, fat assed bitch
It's only just begun...............
If the last 21 years were class, here's looking forward to the next 21 years. It is our time
The very one... chorus went: DOO DOO DOO DOO, LIFE, OH LIFE, OHHHH LIFE, DOO DOO DOO DOO...Originally posted by sadloserkid
It was Des'ree I think, I was just coming on to post it myself!!!
the girlies a genius....
How about this one:
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO (Lost track of nos) NO NO THERES NO LIMITS!
Actually a Placebo song comes to mind as for worst lyric, "Blue American",
"I wrote this novel just for mom, for all the mommy things she's done..."
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
But Conor,
Why bother learning the lyrics of rubbish off by heart?
No Elvis, Beatles or the Rolling Stones
In 1977
id have to go with pretty much most of Avril Lavine's stuff.
pretty woefull.
whats that song?
Skater dude or something?
what a disgracfull waste of the english language.
It's actually sk8er boi (I kid you not!)Originally posted by fonzi
Skater dude or something?
The ball is round and has many surprises.
Well Conor, you certainly recognise that when you see it!Originally posted by Conor74
.......... it was just nonsensical gibberish.
There was some Big Tom song, (went down a treat at FF chicken dinners !), where he "sang" something like
"the cavrins (sic) of my mind"
Anyone remember that and what song it is?
T'would be hard to beat the utter depths of some of our Euro entries though.
"All kinds of Everything" anyone ?!
itsOriginally posted by The Sheliban
"Listen through your ears, through your eyes that see" [U2 "Stuck in a Moment"]-surely the most nonsensical line of all time.
"And through your eyes i can see that you are such a fool."
I probably am such a fool.
But why?
No Elvis, Beatles or the Rolling Stones
In 1977
Coz you follow Shels!Originally posted by The Sheliban
I probably am such a fool.
But why?
J/K
The ball is round and has many surprises.
To worry like you do.
'CAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE.......
Surely this is a reference to..ahem....fellatio?Originally posted by Conor74
Sheliban - I just cut and pasted from an Oasis site.
I just thought of worse lyrics. Wang Chung's "Dance Hall Days"
"Take your baby by the ears
and kiss away her darkest fears..."
Yeah, like she'd hang around for the kiss after you grabbed her ears...
i believe he is a really mouthy type and he goes down far too easily
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