Quotethe child was born before the american constitution?
She lives in the Southern hemisphereOriginally Posted by shedite
They wouldn't have called it World War ICaptain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory.
After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 8."
Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story?
They'd die of starvation before making it to the Antarctic.Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
the child was born before the american constitution?
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
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A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible? It's not a human child. Or it's born before the United States existed. I prefer mine better!
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible? She's from the Southern Hemisphere
Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory.
After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 8."
Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story? It was The Great War to them, wasn't numbered
What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agreed is between heaven and earth? and?
Why are 2004 One Euro coins worth more than 2005 One Euro Coins? They're not. 2,005 One Euro coins are always worth 1 euro more than 2,004 One Euro coins (you may just have typed this arseways
How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer. 'One Word' is an anagram of 'New Door'
Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not? 'Cos penguins live next to Clara whashername
Last edited by stann; 04/07/2007 at 4:10 PM. Reason: elucidating commas
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im at least 6 inches long
You use me with your hands and mouth
And i produce a sticky white substance when my job is done, what am i?
darkness
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A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?
The grandparents of the last child are illegal immigrants?
What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agreed is between heaven and earth? the letter a.
Whoever asked the question about Art Bragg obviously plays Mindtrap. a good game.
City definetly have the best bands playing at half-time.
O'Bama - "Eerah yeah, I'd say we can alright!"
G.O'Mahoney Trapattoni'll sort ém out!!
20. what can't you keep until you've given it ?
Your 'word'
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The glass isn't half full or half empty it's just too damn big!
Not really a riddle but
What unusual event happend between 1 and 2 o clock on July the 6th 1989
For one second it was 1:23:45 on 6/7/89
That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!
Gold star sir
I'll bring you in an apple on Monday, sir!Gold star sir
That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!
What's long and lengthy, deaf and dum, has no legs but yet can run?
time?
no.
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a river.
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1. What unusual natural phenomenon is capable of speaking in any language?
It's 'Man.'
The 100 meters final at the paralympics?
(sorry).
How about a 'dive' in football??? Sort of fits anyway.
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