Charlie Haughey.
Il start it off. Whoever gets it right gives the next riddle
What flies when its born, lies when its alive and runs when it is dead?
Last edited by SeaniesRedArmy; 04/07/2007 at 3:01 AM.
Charlie Haughey.
i got 16 right.
1. What unusual natural phenomenon is capable of speaking in any language?
2. A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What do you have to add to it tomake it weigh 12 pounds?
3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth?
4. What word starts with an "e," ends with an "e," and usually contains one letter?
5. Forward I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?
6. He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
7. How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
8. How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
9. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
10. If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it.
11. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, why is it against the law to take a photo of a wooden leg?
12. The more you have of it, the less you see it. What is it?
13. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
14. The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one who uses it, never knows that they're using it. What is it?
15. What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
16. What crime is punishable if attempted, but not punishable if committed?
18What is the center of gravity?
19. What question can you never honestly answer to "yes" to?
20. You can't keep this until you have given it.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
13. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? Laxatives?
2. A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What do you have to add to it tomake it weigh 12 pounds? Heat?
City definetly have the best bands playing at half-time.
O'Bama - "Eerah yeah, I'd say we can alright!"
G.O'Mahoney Trapattoni'll sort ém out!!
2. A hole should do it
13. Footsteps?
The Model Club
Tell all the Bohs you know
that we've gone and won two-in-a-row
and it's not gonna be three
and it's not gonna be four
it's more likely to be 5-1.
1. What unusual natural phenomenon is capable of speaking in any language?
2. A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What do you have to add to it tomake it weigh 12 pounds?
Heat
3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth?
Mount Everest
4. What word starts with an "e," ends with an "e," and usually contains one letter?
envelope
5. Forward I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?
ton
6. He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
priest
7. How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
a "building" is already complete
8. How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
It was Noah's ark
9. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
infinite ???
10. If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it.
a secret
11. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, why is it against the law to take a photo of a wooden leg?
12. The more you have of it, the less you see it. What is it?
13. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
14. The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one who uses it, never knows that they're using it. What is it?
coffin
15. What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
umberella
16. What crime is punishable if attempted, but not punishable if committed?
suicide bombing
18What is the center of gravity?
the letter v
19. What question can you never honestly answer to "yes" to?
is there a question 17?
20. You can't keep this until you have given it.
The glass isn't half full or half empty it's just too damn big!
hole is the answer.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Extratime.ie
Yo te quiero, mi querida. Sin tus besos, yo soy nada.
Abri o portão de ouro, da maquina do tempo.
Mi mamá me hizo guapo, listo y antimadridista.
11. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, why is it against the law to take a photo of a wooden leg?
theft?
City definetly have the best bands playing at half-time.
O'Bama - "Eerah yeah, I'd say we can alright!"
G.O'Mahoney Trapattoni'll sort ém out!!
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I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
A few more
A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory.
After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 8."
Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story?
What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agreed is between heaven and earth?
Why are 2004 One Euro coins worth more than 2005 One Euro Coins?
How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?
The glass isn't half full or half empty it's just too damn big!
she lives down underClara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
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