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    1. What unusual natural phenomenon is capable of speaking in any language?


    silence / laughter?
    "I don’t want to tempt fate, but Thierry Henry is not having one of his best nights." - RTE co-commentator Jim Beglin, minutes before TH struck the stunning winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red&White View Post
    It's 'Man.'
    Don't think man is an "unusual natural phenomenon".

    I'd be fairly sure my answer (an echo) is correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rovers fan View Post
    im at least 6 inches long
    You use me with your hands and mouth
    And i produce a sticky white substance when my job is done, what am i?
    A tube of toothpaste.

    Here a riddle from a superb little book called "The Year 1000" by Robert Lacey and Danny Danziger. It's (genuinely) about a thousand years old or so (translated from Old English, I assume), and comes from a book which wa discovered with beer rings on the cover.

    I am a strange creature, for I satisfy women.
    I grow very tall, erect in a bed.
    I'm hairy underneath. From time to time
    A beautiful girl, the brave daughter
    Of some fellow dares to hold me
    Grips my reddish skin, robs me of my head
    And puts me in the pantry. At once that girl
    With plaited hair who has confined me
    Remembers our meeting. Her eyes moisten.

    What am I?

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    You're an onion.
    City definetly have the best bands playing at half-time.

    O'Bama - "Eerah yeah, I'd say we can alright!"

    G.O'Mahoney Trapattoni'll sort ém out!!

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    Impressive!

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    1.Its more powerful than God.
    More evil than the Devil.
    Poor people have it.
    Rich people need it.
    If you eat it you will die.

    What is it??

    2.Take my first letter and ia m unghanged
    take my 2nd letter and i am unchanged
    take my 3rd fourth and fifth letter and i am unchanged
    what am I?

    3.What goes with a car, comes with a car, is of no use to a car but a car can't go without it?

    4.what starts with a t ends in t and is full of t

    5.a guy is 20 in 1980 but only 15 in 1985 how?

    6.what goes up and down but never moves?

    7.what has keys that open no locks, space but no room and you can enter but not go in?

    8.How do you jump off a 50 foot ladder and not get hurt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckie View Post
    Heres one.
    Its more powerful than God.
    More evil than the Devil.
    Poor people have it.
    Rich people need it.
    If you eat it you will die.

    What is it??
    Nothing
    http://pix.ie/widgets/generate/accou...000-F5F5FF.jpg


    "It's time for the FAI to grow up." John O'Donoghue, Minister for Sport, RTE , Sunday 7 Nov 2004

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckie View Post
    4.what starts with a t ends in t and is full of t
    teapot

    5.a guy is 20 in 1980 but only 15 in 1985 how?
    dates are BC.

    7.what has keys that open no locks, space but no room and you can enter but not go in?
    keyboard

    8.How do you jump off a 50 foot ladder and not get hurt?
    if it's lying on the ground.
    We're not arrogant, we're just better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckie View Post

    4.what starts with a t ends in t and is full of t
    Reminds me of The Snapper (I think)

    What's hairy on the outside, juicy on the inside, begins with a 'c', ends with a 't' and has a 'u' and an 'n' in it...?


    Answer: A c...c...c...c...c...c.... COCONUT!!!
    "I don’t want to tempt fate, but Thierry Henry is not having one of his best nights." - RTE co-commentator Jim Beglin, minutes before TH struck the stunning winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schumi View Post
    if it's lying on the ground.
    Or you jump off the bottom rung.

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    What gets longer the more you pull, slots into a hole and works best when jerked?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckie View Post

    6.what goes up and down but never moves?
    The Sun

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    The sun never moves?

    Even in the 15th century, you'd have been ridiculed for that.

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    1) What is half of 2+2?

    2) Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?


    3) I build up castles. I tear down mountains. I make some men blind, I help others to see. What am I?

    4) Gadsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honour got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby , walking towards that group, saw a youg girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "

    This is a paragraph taken from "Gadsby". What is wrong with this passage?

    5) First, I have 4 legs,
    Then I have two,
    and then I have three.
    What am I?

    6) What can run but never walks, Has a mouth but never talks, Has a bed but never sleeps, Has a head but never weeps?

    7) From what seven-letter word can you take away two letters and have eight left?

    8) Each morning I appear to lie at your feet, all day I will follow no matter how fast you run, yet I nearly perish In the midday sun.

    What am I?

    9) A man without eyes saw plums on a tree;
    He neither took plums, nor left plums,
    Now how can that be?

    10) If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs will 6 hens lay in 7 days?

    11) What kind of cheese is made backwards?

    12) A 16 year old boy was driving a moped down a one way street in the wrong direction. A policeman stopped him and gave him a ticket. The policeman paid the ticket himself. What is a logical explanation for this?

    13) A man is asked what his daughters look like. He answers, "They are all blondes, but two, all brunettes, but two, and all redheads, but two." How many daughters did he have?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rovers fan View Post
    1) What is half of 2+2?
    2


    4) Gadsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honour got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby , walking towards that group, saw a youg girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "

    This is a paragraph taken from "Gadsby". What is wrong with this passage?
    Theres no letter "e" in it



    6) What can run but never walks, Has a mouth but never talks, Has a bed but never sleeps, Has a head but never weeps?
    a river?


    8) Each morning I appear to lie at your feet, all day I will follow no matter how fast you run, yet I nearly perish In the midday sun.

    What am I?
    shadow?



    13) A man is asked what his daughters look like. He answers, "They are all blondes, but two, all brunettes, but two, and all redheads, but two." How many daughters did he have?
    3
    hope these are right

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    2) Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?
    Dictionary?

    5) First, I have 4 legs,
    Then I have two,
    and then I have three.
    What am I?
    A human?

    7) From what seven-letter word can you take away two letters and have eight left?
    Delight?

    10) If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs will 6 hens lay in 7 days?
    Theres no such thing as a hen and a half or an egg and a half?

    12) A 16 year old boy was driving a moped down a one way street in the wrong direction. A policeman stopped him and gave him a ticket. The policeman paid the ticket himself. What is a logical explanation for this?
    Policeman was his father?
    Cmon County!

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    gus got 4,6,8,13 correct. kildare lad got 5,12 correct

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    No 3. The answer is sand.

    No7. The answer is sleight.

    No 9. The answer is he had one eye, there were 2 plums, he took one.
    Last edited by osarusan; 13/07/2007 at 1:13 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rovers fan View Post
    1) What is half of 2+2?
    1+1

    9) A man without eyes saw plums on a tree;
    He neither took plums, nor left plums,
    Now how can that be?
    He took the tree.

    10) If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs will 6 hens lay in 7 days?
    28

    11) What kind of cheese is made backwards?
    Edam
    .....

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    osaruan got 3,9 correct. DDD got 10,11 correct

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