Sending out the wrong message.

[MyTown]

I'm F**king weak

Me too. Hilarious

[osarusan]

he should get a free jersey for that.

[Roadend]

One made from kevlar preferably.

[MyTown]

Roadend:

With talent like that you should definitely consider this if you haven't already:

http://football.guardian.co.uk/thegallery/

[shelbourne1904]

Just in case
Kevlar is the DuPont Company's registered trademark for a particularly light but very strong synthetic fiber. Created in DuPont's labs in 1965 by Stephanie Kwolek and Herbert Blades[1], Kevlar was first used commercially in the early 1970s. It can be spun into ropes or sheets of fabric that can either be used as-is, or used in the construction of composite components. Kevlar is now used in a wide range of applications, from bicycles to body armor, due to its high strength-to-weight ratio, "...5 times stronger than steel on an equal weight basis...".[1] Under water, Kevlar has less of an effect to ballistic projectiles, although it does have water resistant properties. [2] It is a member of the Aramid family of synthetic fibres and a competitor of Twaron manufactured by Teijin.