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    Woman in court for...

    OUCH!!! Jail for life if you ask me.

    Let the puns commence.

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    Ouch...

    On a kind of similar note, I see some Dutch one took the Dutch lottery to court because she didn't win. Her friends won E14m in a group which she hadn't entered, so she sued for mental anguish. Case rejected, naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by osarusan View Post
    Can't believe I'm going to make it to the 'Pulled Off' pun first ...ah crap I've ruined it.

    She claims she's "not a violent person". How much more violent can you get?
    You yanked a mans ****** off love! Where I come from, Limerick, that's pretty fcuking violent!!!
    " I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"

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    I've heard of women being ballbreakers before...

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    Quote Originally Posted by osarusan View Post
    Let the puns commence.
    Last Updated: Thursday, 10 February, 2005, 15:13 GMT
    Any other breaking news?
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    Seems to me this was definitely an act of violence. If she'd genuinely not intended to rip his nad off, her reaction would not have been to stick it in her gob, that's for sure.

    I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at this, at least this fella still has one left though.......
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    Maybe the poor girl just wanted her tonsils back.
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pineapple stu View Post
    Ouch...

    On a kind of similar note, I see some Dutch one took the Dutch lottery to court because she didn't win. Her friends won E14m in a group which she hadn't entered, so she sued for mental anguish. Case rejected, naturally.
    Also, I saw a case in the US where a guy is trying to sue a dry cleaners. They had a sign saying "Same Day Service" "Cstomer Satisfaction Guaranteed", but due to some screw-up, they were not able to clean the guy's pants on the same day, thus causing him "mental anguish" to the tune of $65,000,000. Just hope it gets thrown out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lionel Ritchie View Post
    She claims she's "not a violent person". How much more violent can you get?
    You yanked a mans ****** off love! Where I come from, Limerick, that's pretty fcuking violent!!!
    I'd be more bothered by her interpretation that she "never meant to harm him"
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    I love the bit about the friend handing it back saying: "That's yours". A whole lotta good it'll do now.
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    You go girl!








    Now lads flirt with me if u dare!

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    Dry cleaning guy loses his case. Good news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by osarusan View Post
    Dry cleaning guy loses his case. Good news.
    Reminds me of the Seinfeld dry cleaning shrunk shirt episode.
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    Talk about caught by the Bo!!ix

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    "I am in no way a violent person."

    Ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magicme View Post
    You go girl!








    Now lads flirt with me if u dare!
    Hi Magic , how are you today.

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    Was he a right bo***x
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    Quote Originally Posted by AidoM View Post
    Was he a right bo***x
    That's bo**ox!!

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    2 and a half years for that? If a man did something similarly violent he'd be looking at 10 years at least.

    It's those double standards again.
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