Baaaaaaaaaaad Movies

**Steve Bruce** · 13/06/2007, 1:19 PM

Tom Cruises film 'War of the Worlds' Was very bad.
Harry Potter - Prisoner of Askzeban(the first and last HP film I'll ever watch)
Wimbledon - A truely awefull film.

Oh and Nicolas Cage rules.

**Lionel Ritchie** · 13/06/2007, 1:26 PM

Originally Posted by jebus

Thats True Romance and Christian Slater you're thinking of, and on both counts of Jesus weeping for them you're wrong!!

I'm thinking of the Cage one where he keeps going on about his fcuking Snakeskin coat. Possibly had Laura Dern in it.

You're right of course about the worlds most expensive Jack Nicholson impersonator Christian Slater in True Romance.

How could I forget the pert nubile young Patricia Arquette in that? How'd it end by way? I dragged myself clean out of the room and only realised much later when I woke up on the back lawn.

**carrickharp** · 13/06/2007, 1:26 PM

Had the misfortune to watch Final Descent last night waste of a few hours

(no wonder I never heard of it!). Also there is usualy a p1ss film on flights to the US, well the past few flights they have been poor.

Rancid now there is another poor show no wonder Extravison are selling it for �2.50 (they give you the money to take it!)

**anto1208** · 13/06/2007, 1:29 PM

there is a lot of crap out there we need to make a check list so people can avoid wasting there time

1. If it star's Nic Cage put it back on the shelf .
2.If a black man is dressing as a fat woman (nutty proffesor big momma's house ) put it back .
3. Directed by Micheal Mann

feel free to add

**lofty9** · 13/06/2007, 1:32 PM

Not into Spielberg bashing but I remembered watching AI in America on its opening night and my wife and I were the only two people left in the cinema with 20mins of the film to go. I still had to finish my large cola and popcorn though. I never seen so many people get worked up about a film afterwards.

**Dodge** · 13/06/2007, 1:33 PM

Originally Posted by anto1208

there is a lot of crap out there we need to make a check list so people can avoid wasting there time

3. Directed by Micheal Mann

Are you for real?

Mann's one of the best directors there is! Heat, Manhunter, The Insider, Last of the Mohicans, Collateral

Haven't seen Miami Vice but I've seen the rest of his films and there's not a bad film there but a couple of all time classics

**Steve Bruce** · 13/06/2007, 1:37 PM

Superman was rubbish to

**gustavo** · 13/06/2007, 1:42 PM

Originally Posted by John83

Ha! Tony Scott hasn't made a passable film in years.

Seconded.

Man on Fire was decent I thought.

**carrickharp** · 13/06/2007, 1:43 PM

Ploto Nash

**John83** · 13/06/2007, 1:47 PM

Originally Posted by Dodge

Are you for real?

Mann's one of the best directors there is! Heat, Manhunter, The Insider, Last of the Mohicans, Collateral

Haven't seen Miami Vice but I've seen the rest of his films and there's not a bad film there but a couple of all time classics

Maybe he was thinking of Michael Bay?

**BohsPartisan** · 13/06/2007, 1:59 PM

Originally Posted by gustavo

Man on Fire was decent I thought.

One that the Mrs brought home, wanted to throw my shoe at the telly.

**jebus** · 13/06/2007, 2:10 PM

Originally Posted by John83

Ah now, it's hardly fair to blame her for The Phantom Menace

True, but she does have Pirates 1 and to a lesser extent Love Actually included in her win column through no doing of her own, so I think its a valid bad Keira movie

**sligoman** · 13/06/2007, 2:14 PM

Originally Posted by Lionel Ritchie

4. Every single movie Nicholas Cage has ever appeared in.

Even Con Air?

**noby** · 13/06/2007, 2:16 PM

Especially Con-Air.

**First** · 13/06/2007, 2:17 PM

Originally Posted by sligoman

Even Con Air?

Great movie , but only because of Steve Buscemi and John Malcovich(sp).

**sligoman** · 13/06/2007, 2:22 PM

I love that film. Buscemi is great in that.

**tetsujin1979** · 13/06/2007, 2:23 PM

Originally Posted by Lionel Ritchie

I'm thinking of the Cage one where he keeps going on about his fcuking Snakeskin coat. Possibly had Laura Dern in it.

Think that's Honeymoon in Vegas

**the 12 th man** · 13/06/2007, 2:42 PM

Originally Posted by Lionel Ritchie

I'm thinking of the Cage one where he keeps going on about his fcuking Snakeskin coat. Possibly had Laura Dern in it.

Wild at Heart.

I like Nicholas Cage-looks like I'm in the minority.

**anto1208** · 13/06/2007, 3:13 PM

Originally Posted by John83

Maybe he was thinking of Michael Bay?

I am i all ways make that mistake , all these white guys look the same

Originally Posted by Dodge

Are you for real?

Mann's one of the best directors there is! Heat, Manhunter, The Insider, Last of the Mohicans, Collateral

Haven't seen Miami Vice but I've seen the rest of his films and there's not a bad film there but a couple of all time classics

I was thinkign of Micheal Bay , But callateral thats the jamie fox and tom cruise one ?? If so ****ing awfull

**Paulie** · 13/06/2007, 3:28 PM

Even though it's from the early 80's I have to mention Gorky Park as I just saw it recently. For some reason I had it in my head it was supposed to be a pretty decent movie. Utter tripe.