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    Quote Originally Posted by DmanDmythDledge View Post
    Nickname given to Conor Sammon last season: "The Sammon of College".
    best 1 so far...

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    From Waterford website:

    "When Waterford United and UCD met in their first league game at Belfield, the Students' recorded an easy victory and it was to be second degree Byrne's for Waterford at the RSC last night as Conan and Paul inflicted defeat on United, winning by three goals to one."

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    That was in the Examiner, I think.

    Subject for another topic - official websites just ripping off other sources' match reports. How hard is it to write one up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pineapple stu View Post
    That was in the Examiner, I think.

    Subject for another topic - official websites just ripping off other sources' match reports. How hard is it to write one up?
    It was in various reports.

    Bohs, Galway, Waterford, Sligo and UCD do decent reports on their websites. I think the rest just rob or are crap (special marks go to Drogheda).

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    Bray as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pineapple stu View Post
    Bray as well.
    That's poorly written IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DmanDmythDledge View Post
    Nickname given to Conor Sammon last season: "The Sammon of College".

    sounds like you're fishing for compliments with that one
    Last edited by Red4Eva; 05/06/2007 at 12:19 AM.
    "Even if the sun ceases to rise, Even if the sea ceases to flow, Even if the wind stops to blow, The name of Sligo Rovers will shine and shine forever like the morning, glinting star in the sky."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red4Eva View Post
    sounds like you're fishing for compliments with that one
    No, I didn't make it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pineapple stu View Post

    Subject for another topic - official websites just ripping off other sources' match reports.

    When Shels use outside stuff they credit the source, however, many a time 'reporters' off ripped straight from our site without any credit
    Who Cares?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raheny Red View Post
    many a time 'reporters' off ripped straight from our site without any credit
    Happens ALL the time!

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    One that is constantly used and really ****es me off........"Something to CROWE about"!!!
    Bohs Will Be Back!!!

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    Couldn't believe it... The Suday Indo managed a " German blitzcrieg..." headline in relation to the San Mario game

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red4Eva View Post
    sounds like you're fishing for compliments with that one
    Hook, line and sinker...
    We're not arrogant, we're just better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raheny Red View Post
    Just buy the Sun and you'll be bombarded with them.

    Name of a flower shop in Killester is called Best Buds
    Just on the business theme, there are two stand out ones I've come across:

    Lino Richie
    Flock Off (they get rid of unwanted birds nesting in your attic!)
    I got no lips I got no bones where there
    were eyes there's only space

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    There's a chimney-sweeper around Cork with a van that says "It soots you".
    City definetly have the best bands playing at half-time.

    O'Bama - "Eerah yeah, I'd say we can alright!"

    G.O'Mahoney Trapattoni'll sort ém out!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesThompson View Post
    Just on the business theme, there are two stand out ones I've come across:

    Lino Richie
    Flock Off (they get rid of unwanted birds nesting in your attic!)
    Don't forget Knobs and Knockers on Nassau Street.
    Always gives me a childish giggle.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Tallaght Stadium Regular

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    I know this isnt a pun but it has to be one of the best headlines ive ever seen
    "Germans unconvincing in six-goal win"
    Last edited by Dyl10; 05/06/2007 at 3:21 PM.

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    Glynn and Tonic! or Glynn just the tonic http://www.galwayunitedfc.ie/news-fe...he-tonic!.html
    Galway United - Connacht Champions 2008

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    3-6-1 says Connor Bohs Seleeeecta.
    would be good.
    City definetly have the best bands playing at half-time.

    O'Bama - "Eerah yeah, I'd say we can alright!"

    G.O'Mahoney Trapattoni'll sort ém out!!

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    Fresh from today's weekender:

    "Faztastic Rovers leave Connor numb"

    "Night of highs and Bohs as late, late goal stuns Connor"

    Last edited by sligoman; 05/06/2007 at 6:30 PM.
    Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.


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