The Top Ten Thread

**GavinZac** · 08/05/2007, 7:40 PM

Top ten things women say that confound men.

10. Why don't I like ____ ? Because I just don't!
9. What was your ex like?
8. Do you think she's pretty?
7. Its only a game (video game)
6. Its only a game (football)
5. If you could be a [insert inanimate object], what would it be?
4. Have you ever watched porn? (Well love, i've never just watched porn)
3. Does this suit me?
2. My friend is not a slut, she just has confidence issues.
1. I'm fine

**Risteard** · 08/05/2007, 8:53 PM

Gav, you've obviously forgotten 'What are you thinking?'
Leaves me riddled everytime.
'God, I dunno.
I'm pretty certain i wasn't thinking of anything.'

**gustavo** · 09/05/2007, 9:12 AM

Originally Posted by GavinZac

Top ten things women say that confound men.

10. Why don't I like ____ ? Because I just don't!
9. What was your ex like?
8. Do you think she's pretty?
7. Its only a game (video game)
6. Its only a game (football)
5. If you could be a [insert inanimate object], what would it be?
4. Have you ever watched porn? (Well love, i've never just watched porn)
3. Does this suit me?
2. My friend is not a slut, she just has confidence issues.
1. I'm fine

11. If you dont stop following me ,I'm calling the Gardai

oh right so thats just me then

**Magicme** · 09/05/2007, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by GavinZac

Top ten things women say that confound men.

10. Why don't I like ____ ? Because I just don't!
9. What was your ex like?
8. Do you think she's pretty?
7. Its only a game (video game)
6. Its only a game (football)
5. If you could be a [insert inanimate object], what would it be?
4. Have you ever watched porn? (Well love, i've never just watched porn)
3. Does this suit me?
2. My friend is not a slut, she just has confidence issues.
1. I'm fine

The translations or what I would like to hear:

10. Of course I like it or a long winded answer that has me tuning out so I dont really care anymore.
9. Not as gorgeous as you.
8. See above
7. I NEED ATTENTION NOW
6. You have permission to dump me and put our home made porn on the Internet if I ever say that.
5. I am so bored, please can we have sex?
4. Have you ever watched porn without me? Make it up to me and put some on now.
3. Do I look like a total bag or no worse than normal?
2. Dont judge coz I was just like her until I met you!
1. I am clearly far from fine, if you dont spend the next 2 hours trying to get to the bottom of the problem & making it better, you have enjoyed your last blowjob from me boy.

Oh and Gustavo, I have had to use that one....was it you???

**jebus** · 09/05/2007, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by Risteard

Gav, you've obviously forgotten 'What are you thinking?'
Leaves me riddled everytime.
'God, I dunno.
I'm pretty certain i wasn't thinking of anything.'

Constantly used to be asked that by the missus, so after months of 'dunno' answers I just started making stuff up, stuff like 'I was wondering if I were a tramp would I have sex with squirrels for fun?', or 'I was thinking about that time myself and the lads got our kicks out of beating up homeless people one night'.

She doesn't ask me what I'm thinking so much anymore

**Magicme** · 09/05/2007, 10:21 AM

Funny Jebus, having met you none of the 2 made up replies would surprise me at all!

**jebus** · 09/05/2007, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by Magicme

Funny Jebus, having met you none of the 2 made up replies would surprise me at all!

Thats the beauty of it! I'm sure she's thought the same!

**Dodge** · 09/05/2007, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by Risteard

Gav, you've obviously forgotten 'What are you thinking?'

Correct answer is "I was trying to figure out what you were thinking?"

Either she'll prattle on for a bit and you'll get brownie points for pretending to listen, or she'll shut up. Either way...

**the 12 th man** · 09/05/2007, 10:41 AM

Top ten Sean Penn Movies.

1.Mystic River
2.21 Grams
3.Dead Man Walking
4.Carlitto's Way
5.State of Grace
6.At Close Range
7.Casualties Of War
8.U-Turn
9.The Game
10. We're No Angels

**BohsPartisan** · 09/05/2007, 10:41 AM

My wife always knows what I'm thinking. Its pretty simple because its usually something to do with sex or football.

**paul_oshea** · 09/05/2007, 11:29 AM

colors was alright.

**Magicme** · 09/05/2007, 11:36 AM

I personally cant believe he left out Shanghi Surprise!

**the 12 th man** · 09/05/2007, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by Magicme

I personally cant believe he left out Shanghi Surprise!

That was the one he made with Madogga?

**GavinZac** · 09/05/2007, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by Magicme

5. I am so bored, please can we have sex?

Hahaha thats not what i meant by insert object!

1. I am clearly far from fine, if you dont spend the next 2 hours trying to get to the bottom of the problem & making it better, you have enjoyed your last blowjob from me boy.

this is true, seriously, the next series of 24 should revolve around Jack Bauer attempting to decipher what he did wrong within the time frame given, or face the horrifying consequences.

And should bring back elisha cuthbert. Speaking of which

Top 10 Elisha Cuthbert scenes

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I'm not a religious man, but GOD BLESS THE INTERNET

**the 12 th man** · 09/05/2007, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by GavinZac

should bring back elisha cuthbert. Speaking of which

1.

I'm not a religious man, but GOD BLESS THE INTERNET

There's plenty of religious men who would also BLESS the INTERNET..

**osarusan** · 09/05/2007, 4:15 PM

Originally Posted by kingdom hoop

What's it like in Japan? Is there a brewery over there I wonder?

Depends on the pub (just like home) but generally pretty watery. Imported from Ireland at least.

**bennocelt** · 10/05/2007, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by the 12 th man

Top ten Sean Penn Movies.

1.Mystic River
2.21 Grams
3.Dead Man Walking
4.Carlitto's Way
5.State of Grace
6.At Close Range
7.Casualties Of War
8.U-Turn
9.The Game
10. We're No Angels

mystic river, no way, thats rubbish, Carlitos Way has to be number one

**BohsPartisan** · 10/05/2007, 11:31 AM

Top ten things to do in Meath.
10. Pint of Guiness in the Lantern Navan.
9. Do laps of the shopping centre when you're 15
8. Knacker drink on the old railway platform behind Pairc Tailtean
7. Sneek into Pairc Tailteann for free
6. Lunch at Chekovs Caf� in Navan
5. Visit Trim Castle
4. Protest about the destruction of the Tara-Skreen Valley.
3. Schneer
2. Reminisce about the BC Diner, Junior Hippodrome, Doing Laps of the SC, Knacker drinking...
1. Visit Newgrange and Knowth.

**paul_oshea** · 10/05/2007, 2:50 PM

so basically youa re saying there is **** all to do in Navan, and anyone - including tourist - and everyone would be wise to stay away if they want to have a life/have fun?

**BohsPartisan** · 10/05/2007, 3:06 PM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

so basically youa re saying there is **** all to do in Navan, and anyone - including tourist - and everyone would be wise to stay away if they want to have a life/have fun?

More or less what it says in the Lonely Planet Ireland guide anyway!

Having said that, Newgrange is well worth visiting though and I would put it top of things to see in Ireland.