Celery

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  1. Peadar's Avatar

    Peadar said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Maz View Post
    Can live with or without it.
    No one asked you to marry it, just if you eat it or not!

    With regard to sweet corn, if you chew your food, you give your body a better chance of breaking it down. It's the shell that passes through you. The same goes for sweet peppers. Anything which has a shiny skin, used to retain moisture in hot countries.
    Chew your food, folks and stop examining your turds!
    Have Boot Disk, will travel
     
  2. Maz's Avatar

    Maz said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Peadar View Post
    No one asked you to marry it, just if you eat it or not!

    With regard to sweet corn, if you chew your food, you give your body a better chance of breaking it down. It's the shell that passes through you. The same goes for sweet peppers. Anything which has a shiny skin, used to retain moisture in hot countries.
    Chew your food, folks and stop examining your turds!
    Well now that you mention it I would marry it, give it a false sense of security...then eat it.
    Ever get the feelin' you have been cheated?
     
  3. First said:
    Celery is lovely , like God intended , only in a big glass of properly made Bloody Mary. Still the best hangover cure I have come across.
     
  4. gustavo's Avatar

    gustavo said:
    Apparently male porn stars eat a lot of celery as it increases the volume that one produces
     
  5. First said:
    Quote Originally Posted by gustavo View Post
    Apparently male porn stars eat a lot of celery as it increases the volume that one produces
    It semenly sweetens the taste of volume you produce.
     
  6. superfrank's Avatar

    superfrank said:
    Quote Originally Posted by First View Post
    It semenly sweetens the taste of volume you produce.
    Was that intentional?
    Extratime.ie

    Yo te quiero, mi querida. Sin tus besos, yo soy nada.

    Abri o portăo de ouro, da maquina do tempo.

    Mi mamá me hizo guapo, listo y antimadridista.
     
  7. First said:
    Quote Originally Posted by superfrank View Post
    Was that intentional?
    Correct
     
  8. Peadar's Avatar

    Peadar said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Maz View Post
    Well now that you mention it I would marry it, give it a false sense of security...then eat it.
    Quote Originally Posted by gustavo View Post
    Apparently male porn stars eat a lot of celery as it increases the volume that one produces
    Maz, you never fail to shock me!






    Have Boot Disk, will travel
     
  9. Bluebeard's Avatar

    Bluebeard said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Maz View Post
    Well now that you mention it I would marry it, give it a false sense of security...then eat it.
    Kinky.

    Quote Originally Posted by gustavo View Post
    Apparently male porn stars eat a lot of celery as it increases the volume that one produces
    As I said before, it's kept me at the top of the modelling world for years.
    That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

    Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!

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    I bow to no one. bar Bluebeard and Mr A
     
  10. Peadar's Avatar

    Peadar said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebeard View Post
    As I said before, it's kept me at the top of the modelling world for years.
    Ah, the old celery down the shorts trick.
    Have Boot Disk, will travel
     
  11. BohsPartisan's Avatar

    BohsPartisan said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Peadar View Post
    Ah, the old celery down the shorts trick.
    Ribbed, for her pleasure!
    TO TELL THE TRUTH IS REVOLUTIONARY

    The ONLY foot.ie user with a type of logic named after them!

    All of this has happened before. All of it will happen again.
     
  12. Peadar's Avatar

    Peadar said:
    Quote Originally Posted by BohsPartisan View Post
    Ribbed, for her pleasure!
    Leave Maz out of this...






    By the way, at least we've managed to find use for celery.
    We can fill a pointless thread with nonsense about it.
    Have Boot Disk, will travel
     
  13. Magicme's Avatar

    Magicme said:
    Oh god nearly fell off my seat laughing there!
     
  14. Erstwhile Bóz's Avatar

    Erstwhile Bóz said:
    In all seriousness, a must when it comes to preparing your celery is to remove the periodonticidal 'ribbing' with a peeler. It will change [that part of] your life [which has to do with cooked celery].
     
  15. Maz's Avatar

    Maz said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Peadar View Post
    Leave Maz out of this...






    By the way, at least we've managed to find use for celery.
    We can fill a pointless thread with nonsense about it.

    How you doing BohsPartisan?

    You never fail to shock me Peadar
    Ever get the feelin' you have been cheated?
     
  16. DaveyCakes said:
    I love celery
     
  17. Babysis said:
    Quote Originally Posted by PAURO 7 View Post
    Hate celery. Was at a Chelsea game once with an ex, and she dragged to me this pub where bald tattoed hooligans singing about tickling a girl's bum with a lump of celery, while throwing shedloads of the stuff. Weird.
    Pauro, see that's exactly what I was thinking of when I read this thread.
    Gone are the days of singing "celery" at the bridge

    As for liking it or not,It's ok raw, but not something Im rushing out to buy
     
  18. SligoBrewer's Avatar

    SligoBrewer said:
    Quote Originally Posted by DaveyCakes View Post
    I love celery
    now go back to the corner AND LEAVE THE LAMP ALONE!
     
  19. gilberto_eire's Avatar

    gilberto_eire said:
    Quote Originally Posted by PAURO 7 View Post
    Hate celery. Was at a Chelsea game once with an ex, and she dragged to me this pub where bald tattoed hooligans singing about tickling a girl's bum with a lump of celery, while throwing shedloads of the stuff. Weird.
    those chelsea fans... what a bunch!!
    There's the right way, the wrong way.... and the Max Power way!! :-D