QuoteWell now that you mention it I would marry it, give it a false sense of security...then eat it.Originally Posted by Peadar
No one asked you to marry it, just if you eat it or not!
With regard to sweet corn, if you chew your food, you give your body a better chance of breaking it down. It's the shell that passes through you. The same goes for sweet peppers. Anything which has a shiny skin, used to retain moisture in hot countries.
Chew your food, folks and stop examining your turds!
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Well now that you mention it I would marry it, give it a false sense of security...then eat it.
Ever get the feelin' you have been cheated?
Celery is lovely , like God intended , only in a big glass of properly made Bloody Mary. Still the best hangover cure I have come across.
Apparently male porn stars eat a lot of celery as it increases the volume that one produces
It semenly sweetens the taste of volume you produce.Apparently male porn stars eat a lot of celery as it increases the volume that one produces
Was that intentional?
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Yo te quiero, mi querida. Sin tus besos, yo soy nada.
Abri o portăo de ouro, da maquina do tempo.
Mi mamá me hizo guapo, listo y antimadridista.
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Maz, you never fail to shock me!Apparently male porn stars eat a lot of celery as it increases the volume that one produces
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Kinky.
As I said before, it's kept me at the top of the modelling world for years.
That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!
Ah, the old celery down the shorts trick.
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Ribbed, for her pleasure!Ah, the old celery down the shorts trick.
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The ONLY foot.ie user with a type of logic named after them!
All of this has happened before. All of it will happen again.
Leave Maz out of this...Ribbed, for her pleasure!
By the way, at least we've managed to find use for celery.
We can fill a pointless thread with nonsense about it.
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Oh god nearly fell off my seat laughing there!
In all seriousness, a must when it comes to preparing your celery is to remove the periodonticidal 'ribbing' with a peeler. It will change [that part of] your life [which has to do with cooked celery].
Leave Maz out of this...
By the way, at least we've managed to find use for celery.
We can fill a pointless thread with nonsense about it.
How you doing BohsPartisan?
You never fail to shock me Peadar
Ever get the feelin' you have been cheated?
I love celery
Pauro, see that's exactly what I was thinking of when I read this thread.Hate celery. Was at a Chelsea game once with an ex, and she dragged to me this pub where bald tattoed hooligans singing about tickling a girl's bum with a lump of celery, while throwing shedloads of the stuff. Weird.
Gone are the days of singing "celery" at the bridge
As for liking it or not,It's ok raw, but not something Im rushing out to buy
now go back to the corner AND LEAVE THE LAMP ALONE!
those chelsea fans... what a bunch!!Hate celery. Was at a Chelsea game once with an ex, and she dragged to me this pub where bald tattoed hooligans singing about tickling a girl's bum with a lump of celery, while throwing shedloads of the stuff. Weird.
There's the right way, the wrong way.... and the Max Power way!! :-D
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