Stewards at matches should wear spikes?

**onenilgameover** · 21/03/2007, 10:38 PM

They seem to fall all over the place when running after muppets that get onto the pitch. Its only commom sense really?

**tetsujin1979** · 22/03/2007, 12:23 AM

What happens when they chase someone in the stands wearing spikes?

**Student Mullet** · 22/03/2007, 1:51 AM

Originally Posted by tetsujin1979

What happens when they chase someone in the stands wearing spikes?

They should attach spikes to those heelies you see children zipping about in.

**onenilgameover** · 22/03/2007, 1:07 PM

Originally Posted by tetsujin1979

What happens when they chase someone in the stands wearing spikes?

Just a few specific stewards whose only job it is to go onto the pitch (and not lok like bambi)

**hoops1** · 22/03/2007, 1:21 PM

Fellas Running on in there nip dont have any spikes or anyone invading the pitch for that matter and they still outrun the stewards. The fat *******s just need to lose weight.

**Raheny Red** · 22/03/2007, 5:15 PM

Seeing a fat steward going flat on his arse is comical - so NO to spikes

**pineapple stu** · 22/03/2007, 5:19 PM

How long before you get a law suit from the first streaker who takes an accidental spike to the arse?

**John83** · 22/03/2007, 5:35 PM

Originally Posted by pineapple stu

How long before you get a law suit from the first streaker who takes an accidental spike to the arse?

I think we should just legislate properly, not rush into things, vote on a referendum to take away a streaker's right to not get the **** kicked out of him, and bring it in.