QuoteCan I be the first to say....
they had a strategy
Strategy Director to leave FAI
Strategy Director to leave FAI
Declan Conroy, the Football Association of Ireland’s Director of Strategy, will leave the Association next month, it has been confirmed. Conroy is an important official within the FAI’s Communications Department, and is regarded as one of the chief allies of Chief Executive Officer, John Delaney.
However, he has confirmed that he will be stepping down from his role in the coming weeks. He said: “I think it was the right time to leave. Most of the projects I have been working on are close to completion.”
Taken from www.eleven-a-side.com
The SFAI are the governing body for grassroots football in Ireland, not the FAI. Its success or the lack of is all down to them.
Can I be the first to say....
they had a strategy
declan; what are we gonna do today brain?Originally Posted by OneRedArmy
they had a strategy
delaney; try to take over the world pinkey.
arent we all just magic little monkeys...
Even worse - most of it has been completed......!Can I be the first to say....
they had a strategy
Forunately, through a top secret source, I can now reveal the strategy that Declan Conroy has been busy working towards :
FAI STRATEGIC PLAN 2005-2010
OBJECTIVE :
Destroy domestic football in Ireland, thereby removing thorn in FAI's side.
GOAL :
FAI able to enjoy International junkets without the distraction of the Eircom Famous Fried Chicken League.
STRATEGY :
1) Introduce licensing, as a scheme ostensibly to improve standards. DONE
2) Give Licenses to anyone, regardles of suitability. DONE
3) Create situation in which clubs start to fail and withdraw from football.DONE.
4) Destroy Ollie Byrne and Shelbourne. DONE.
5) Seek guidance from Kim Il Yung on best ways to smother dissent. DONE.
6) Suppress any form of dissent, lest anyone should uncover our cunning plan. DONE.
7) Remove Director of Straegy - thereby further concentrating power in the hands of our beloved Chief Executive (all hail him, and those who quiff before him). DONE.
8) Purchase strange looking cat with either too much fur/absolutely no fur. Sit back stroking it and guffawing maniacally whilst you watch the Strategic Plan unfold before your eyes.
9) Amuh - amuhhhh - amUHA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAH !
Last edited by dcfcsteve; 14/03/2007 at 12:40 AM.
Even worse - most of it has been completed......!
Forunately, through a top secret source, I can now reveal the strategy that Declan Conroy has been busy working towards :
FAI STRATEGIC PLAN 2005-2010
OBJECTIVE :
Destroy domestic football in Ireland, thereby removing thorn in FAI's side.
GOAL :
FAI able to enjoy International junkets without the distraction of the Eircom Famous Fried Chicken League.
STRATEGY :
1) Introduce licensing, as a scheme ostensibly to improve standards. DONE
2) Give Licenses to anyone, regardles of suitability. DONE
3) Create situation in which clubs start to fail and withdraw from football.DONE.
4) Destroy Ollie Byrne and Shelbourne. DONE.
5) Seek guidance from Kim Il Yung on best ways to smother dissent. DONE.
6) Suppress any form of dissent, lest anyone should uncover our cunning plan. DONE.
7) Remove Director of Straegy - thereby further concentrating power in the hands of our beloved Chief Executive (all hail him, and those who quiff before him). DONE.
8) Purchase strange looking cat with either too much fur/absolutely no fur. Sit back stroking it and guffawing maniacally whilst you watch the Strategic Plan unfold before your eyes.
9) Amuh - amuhhhh - amUHA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAH !
potm imo
Can't believe he's quitting before the last two targets are met. Quitter!
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All of this has happened before. All of it will happen again.
Not fawkin' likely mate !!
The SFAI are the governing body for grassroots football in Ireland, not the FAI. Its success or the lack of is all down to them.
Strategy Director my hole. Conroy was Delaney's personal PR guru, on top of the highly paid FAI PR man Gerry McDermott. Conroy's role was to intimidate the media and club officals in any dealings with Delaney.
KOH
No One Likes Us, We Don't Care
eh....my god has he some "Final Solution" in mind
To be fair to the FAI I think their role model is more Stalin than Hitler with Conroy playing Beria to Delaney's Uncle Joe*. Having said that, I fully expect to be taken out and shot when Merrion Sq. read my post above.
KOH
* No relation to Daddy Joe Delaney.
Last edited by WeAreRovers; 14/03/2007 at 12:08 PM.
No One Likes Us, We Don't Care
Be wary of what sounds like the hissing of gas at any EL stadiums this season.....
I'm having my gold fillings removed as a precaution....
eh that will just be the effects of the dodgy burgers....
Nahhh - the gold fillings have more to do with the sweets and fizzy pop than the burgers.....
Oh ****, exile to gulags in Dundalk.
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
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