> > > > This could very well be the perfect joke, read on!
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> > > > Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
> > > > perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together
> > > > was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this
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> > > > couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they
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> > > > noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the
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> > > > couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge
> > > > bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
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> > > > Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their
> > > > vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
> > > > Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
> > > > couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived
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> > > > Question: Who was the survivor?
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> > > > (Scroll down for the answer. )
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> > > > Answer:
> > > > The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
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> > > > the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is
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> > > > such thing as a perfect man.
> > > > **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
> > > > **** Men keep scrolling.
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> > > > So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must
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> > > > been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the
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> > > > if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another
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> > > > point: Women never listen
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