I used watch the (1970's) Famous Five on Telly and although unsure as 7 year old Lionel was of what "a proper seeing to" was exactly -he was nonetheless certain he'd like to give that piece of posh totty Jennifer Tanner/Tannish (Anne) exactly that.
At art college I threatened to write a dissertation asserting that Football was a legitimate performance art ...my lecturers, knowing I was a chancer, threatened to fail me without reading it ...deciding discretion was indeed the better part of valour I backed off and wrote about John Hartfields photomontages instead.
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