Most disappointing band name

[Wolfie]

Narrow one this, but simple question all the same.

What's the most disappointing band name you've heard? And why?
Not the worst band; the worst name, the most misleading, most ill-advised, most ill-fitting or whatever.

Starsailor - a crap name for a mediocre band.

[Magicme]

I loved the name Funchabucks and the FunkinBarstools.

Whatever happened to Weddings Funerals Anything? They didnt live up to their name when I rang them and asked them to babysit!

[Marked Man]

Starsailor - a crap name for a mediocre band.

So what's disappointing about that? Seems perfect to me.

[Wolfie]

So what's disappointing about that? Seems perfect to me.

Even the band themselves are on record as saying they hate the name and only chose it as they could think of **** all else!!!

[Lionel Ritchie]

Even the band themselves are on record as saying they hate the name and only chose it as they could think of **** all else!!!

Hmmm ...sound like the creative inventive types rocknroll is crying out for.

[Marked Man]

Even the band themselves are on record as saying they hate the name and only chose it as they could think of **** all else!!!

How come you know so much about Starsailor, Wolfie?

[Wolfie]

How come you know so much about Starsailor, Wolfie?

I'm in the band!!!!!!