Quoteif only you could bottle it
Oh Mickey, You're so Fine,
You're So Fine You're Called Divine,
Hey Mickey, Hey Mickey...
(repeat til discouraged)
Beats my earlier effort of "F*ck off you scum sucking piece of Ramblers Reject Sh*t, Mooney Til I Die" in E minor, which never really took off.
if only you could bottle it
...to really introduce some new and ORIGINAL chants for the season? It seems like the time is ripe for an overhaul of the old choir list, as most people are a bit disaffected with with the Shed scene at the minute. Even City standards such as 'Wise men say' and 'I'd walk a million miles for one of your goals' seem to have faded into the mists of happy memory.
Time to re-introduce the old atmosphere...
Gerry
How's bout
"Oh, Gerry Gerry,
Your Programme Really Sucks And It's Worth Fu*k-All"
"Sack The Board, Sack The Board etc."
"What's It Like To See A Goal?"
"He's Jimmy,
The Gnome,
I Wish He's Just Go Home,
Mulligan,
Mulliagn"
Why doesn't the programme start an initative for the best City chants, with the winner (me) getting a free pair of Steph Napier's shorts? Or, Gerry, you could stop whinging and make some of your own up!
(i.e., Oh My Programme,
Doesn't Really Suck,
Oh My Programme Doesn't Really Suck,
It's Got a Page For Autographs,
My Programme Doesn't Really Suck"
to the tune of Saints go Marching In)
"Gerry, you could stop whinging..."
Guess a POSITIVE suggestion = a whinge then, Leonard? No wonder you're so messed up...
"Oh My Programme Doesn't Really Suck,
It's Got a Page For Autographs,
My Programme Doesn't Really Suck"
Page for autographs? Explains a lot about your knowledge of the current programme and probably dates the time you last bought one to about 4 seasons ago when the then editor did, indeed, have a blank page every issue for autographs!
I know you're a windup merchant, but when did YOU ever contribute anything positive? Yeah, thought so. Go back to watching Playschool Disney...
Gerry
Another from the pages of Hoof! (what's that i hear you cry)
Dave Barry (to the tune of Zombie by the Cranberries)
Where's your hair?
Where's your hair?
Dave Barry,
Dave Barry,
Dave Barry, e, e.
Noel Mooney (to the tune of Do Ya Think I'm Sexy by N-Trance/Rod Steward)
If ya like Noel Mooney, And ya think he's sexy Come on City let it show.
If ya like Noel Mooney, And ya think he's sexy Come on City let him know.
Ta na na na na, Ta na nanana, Ta na nanana.......(This could be accompanied by wild flapping motions similar to those made by Noel himself at corners)
Ollie Cahill (to the tune of the Macareana)
He runs down the wing and his name's Ollie Cahill,
He runs down the wing and his name's Ollie Cahill,
He runs down the wing and his name's Ollie Cahill,
Ollie, Ollie Cahill.
City Back Four (to the tune of Teletubbies Say Eh-oh!)
Deccie Daly (Deccie Daly),
Coughlan (Coughlan),
Cronin (Cronin),
Long (Long),
City back four,
City back four,
Will break Your Legs.
Eh-oh!
Ode to the crap defender (to the tune of everyone's favourite, Ritchie Kavanagh, My Girlfriend Has A Mobile Phone)
Donal Broughan is awful prone,
To ****ing up everything all on his own,
The other night he thought he was Andy Cole,
But it turned out he scored just another own goal.
World Domination (to the tune of "Pinky and The Brain" - the cartoon)
He’s Patsy, Patsy Freyne,
Patsy, Patsy Freyne,
Our mighty midfield genius,
He’s had a super game,
He proved his Patsy worth,
He’s no bigger than a smurf,
He’s Patsy, he’s Patsy, Patsy Freyne
Exactly!
Just what the Shed needs, Joe: GENUINE humour!
When are you arranging rehersals?
Gerry
you'll have to talk to my agent!
Hmmmm. And what dashing, handsome man wrote those, then Joe? Surely not someone who "never contributed anything positive"?
Here's one for you, Gerry,
"Where Were You In Latvia?"
And if you want to start, the autographs comment was ment as poetic licence, but in retrospect, actually held my attention for much longer than some of the stuff currently in the programme.
To the tune of "Nelly - Ride with Me"!
"First it was Plonk,
Then Terry Dunne took us,
Free-livin' in the Turners Cross,
Free trips to Europe,
Oh why do they like our club....
Hey, must be the money!
Just what has being in Latvia got to do with this particular discussion, Leonard? If by definition you are implying that the Daugava 20 are the only true City fans then that doesn't hold out much hope for the club does it? Where were you when City played Wembley in 86, probably still in your playpen? Dumb argument you're attempting to make...
Good to hear that you are held more in thrall by blank pages than the current programme content. Scientists now believe that goldfish are quite content to swim around the same small bowl as by the time they reach the other side they have already forgotten how they got there. Must be like that for you when you reach the end of your 'fascinating' autograph page, huh, Len?
Gerry
now now girls, take the fight outside ha ha.
i have a chant:
Harty.harty. harty harty hartigol
he gets the ball he scores a goal
harty hartigol.
what about:
Hartigan, Superstar,
Scores more goals than Kabia.
or
Mulligan, Superstar,
Scores more goals than Kabia.
Whichever happens to be true
or
Kelvin, Flanagan
scores more goals then Mulligan & kabia & hartigan
Put together
although getting to sound right may be a problem
but i'm working on it
and of course you always have
I want to be a Winger,
and i want to score goals
Just like, Ollie Cahill
(who going to win the league Ollie?)
life is random
What about:
He's sh*t, He's sh*t and he knows it.
It's Hartigan,It's Hartigan.
Gerry, stop making a gowl of yourself and do your job properly or something. If you can't think of somewhere to stick your self importance, I'm sure it would make for an invigorating page in the programme to give fans the oppertunity to make suggestions.
As for Lativa, I would consider a three day trip accross Europe to support the City "contributing something". If you believe I'm contributing nothing here, check out who started this thread on chants to get the Pride of Leeside going.
As always, Leonard, you are completely correct - and modest too. Fair play for starting this thread; it was a brave decision and has changed many people's lives dramatically.
I apologise profusely for even suggesting you were contributing nothing. I meant, of course, positive contribution to this board and other MBs. There is a difference between a contribution and a positive one. Maybe somebody with a lot of time on their hands will attempt to explain that one to you, but then again I rather doubt it.
Well done on going to Latvia, you are the greatest ever City fan. I think everyone accepts this now.
Meanwhile I am looking for somewhere big enough to stick my self importance, I may even contact the corpo for the loan of a JCB to help rid me of this unnecessary burden. I shall be a new man, thanks to you, Leonard!
As and from this moment I shall ignore you completely, which of course is what I should have done all the time only my colossal ego got in the way. So feel free to insult me/the programme/anything you like from now on in your own unique way without fear of an ego-saturated riposte from me a humble, ordinary City fan.
Gerry
YYYEEESSS! Score! Victory! Who's The Daddy? WHO'S THE D-A-D-D-Y? Lens The Daddy! LEN IS THE DADDY!
Right. Who's next for a good seeing to?
you two have come to some sort of amicable agreement.
Can we get back to writing new chants now please?
Sure, Joe!
Amicably,
Gerry
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