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    FAI
    "You Give. We Take"

    FAI
    "We care about English football"
    'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'

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    To build on Maribor's theme :

    THE DELANEY SHOW
    (To the tune of 'The Muppet Show')

    It's time for smoke and mirrors,
    It's time to dim the lights,
    It's time to ask Delaney
    Will he ever get things right ?

    Ba-da Ba BA !

    It's time to change the fixtures,
    It's time to license sh!te.
    It's time for gross incompetence
    On the Delaney Show tonight.

    Fan No. 1 : "Why do they always seem to"
    Fan No. 2 : "Keep our league down on its knees".
    Fan No. 1 : "It's like our clubs are lepers"
    Fan No. 2 : "With the FAI as the disease !"

    And now they'll keep things farcical.
    Why do they keep things farcical ?
    On the unbelievable, sadly disfunctional, incompetent one-and all, feckin' painful !!
    This - is - what - we - call - The Delaney - SHOOWWWWWWWW !

    (Pan to picture of Ollie Byrne blowing a trumpet, from which vast sums of money go flying everywhere. Ollie then looks down the hole at the end of the instrument, as if wondering where all the money has disappeared to...)

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    The FAI: Whatever we say we are, that's what we're not.
    That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

    Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!

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    FAI - Irelands Largest Fudge Manufacturers since 1921

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krstic View Post
    "Who are Man Utd playing at the weekend?"
    LOL! We have a winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dcfcsteve View Post
    To build on Maribor's theme :

    THE DELANEY SHOW
    (To the tune of 'The Muppet Show')

    It's time for smoke and mirrors,
    It's time to dim the lights,
    It's time to ask Delaney
    Will he ever get things right ?

    Ba-da Ba BA !

    It's time to change the fixtures,
    It's time to license sh!te.
    It's time for gross incompetence
    On the Delaney Show tonight.

    Fan No. 1 : "Why do they always seem to"
    Fan No. 2 : "Keep our league down on its knees".
    Fan No. 1 : "It's like our clubs are lepers"
    Fan No. 2 : "With the FAI as the disease !"

    And now they'll keep things farcical.
    Why do they keep things farcical ?
    On the unbelievable, sadly disfunctional, incompetent one-and all, feckin' painful !!
    This - is - what - we - call - The Delaney - SHOOWWWWWWWW !

    (Pan to picture of Ollie Byrne blowing a trumpet, from which vast sums of money go flying everywhere. Ollie then looks down the hole at the end of the instrument, as if wondering where all the money has disappeared to...)
    'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'

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    Quote Originally Posted by dcfcsteve View Post
    To build on Maribor's theme :

    THE DELANEY SHOW
    (To the tune of 'The Muppet Show')

    It's time for smoke and mirrors,
    It's time to dim the lights,
    It's time to ask Delaney
    Will he ever get things right ?

    Ba-da Ba BA !

    It's time to change the fixtures,
    It's time to license sh!te.
    It's time for gross incompetence
    On the Delaney Show tonight.

    Fan No. 1 : "Why do they always seem to"
    Fan No. 2 : "Keep our league down on its knees".
    Fan No. 1 : "It's like our clubs are lepers"
    Fan No. 2 : "With the FAI as the disease !"

    And now they'll keep things farcical.
    Why do they keep things farcical ?
    On the unbelievable, sadly disfunctional, incompetent one-and all, feckin' painful !!
    This - is - what - we - call - The Delaney - SHOOWWWWWWWW !

    (Pan to picture of Ollie Byrne blowing a trumpet, from which vast sums of money go flying everywhere. Ollie then looks down the hole at the end of the instrument, as if wondering where all the money has disappeared to...)


    Well here's a chant for all clubs to sing at least once a game next season. With both sets of fans singing it at once, it would send a message! Imagine the blazers' reactions!

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    In an annoying geordie accent...

    "Who will be evicted from the BB league this week?...."

    seems to work over the water for an equally farcical ball of sh!te.
    Last edited by bholg; 16/02/2007 at 1:53 PM. Reason: spell

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    Bit of topic but.......Remember when we played Bray in the Cup Final in '99, it went to a 2nd replay. The FAI brought it forward from the original date meaning we had to travel from Donegal three times in little over a week. Why? Wait for it.........because the 2nd replay orginally clashed with the FA Cup Final and the blazers would have missed their little annual trip.

    I made a big banner with 'ENJOY WEMBLEY LITTLE HITLERS' painted across it. When we unfurled it during the game, facing the TV cameras, they sent security across to us and into the crowd to get it. We just passed it back among our fans but they were seething. The TV cameras also picked up half the crowd chanting FAI GREEDY BAS**RDS! throughout the game.

    It didn't change anything, but we shouldn't make it easy for them either. There should be some type of protest at every televised game this year and also one at every match that Shels play should get away with this.

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    The FAI - We Care About Irish Football - From Old Trafford to the Emirates...
    Kom Igen, FCK...

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    Quote Originally Posted by exiled_gufc_fan View Post
    Well here's a chant for all clubs to sing at least once a game next season. With both sets of fans singing it at once, it would send a message! Imagine the blazers' reactions!
    The sad thing is, they wouldn't even notice because the FAI heads won't bother going to an EL game.
    Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.


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    FAI - "I cant believe it's not a Football Association"

    9/10 blazers cant tell the difference

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    Quote Originally Posted by dcfcsteve View Post
    "The Football Association of Ireland.
    Warning : May contain nuts...."


    "Government Warning :
    Supporting Irish Football can seriously Damage Your Health...."

    Who Cares?!

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    From Pyongyang to Merrion Square: the new axis of evil
    Tifo poles, sausage rolls and a few goals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maribor View Post
    From Pyongyang to Merrion Square: the new axis of evil
    Article 9 of the Constitution of Ireland (Bunreacht Na hEireann) provides for:

    The right of free expression of opinion as well as the right to assemble peaceably and without arms, and to form associations or unions is guaranteed for purposes not opposed to public morality. Laws regulating the manner in which the right of forming associations and the right of free assembly may be exercised shall contain no political, religious or class distinction.
    http://pix.ie/widgets/generate/accou...000-F5F5FF.jpg


    "It's time for the FAI to grow up." John O'Donoghue, Minister for Sport, RTE , Sunday 7 Nov 2004

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    its the without arms thats ruining my plans ... i think thats the one that caught maxi as well
    I wish i did not know then what I dont know now

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