Fixture Rescheduling

[greendeiseboy]

Letter from Steven Staunton to his bum chum John

Dear John,

I have just spent the morning on the phone to UEFA pleading with them to have the remainder of our games in this campaign rescheduled so that they all take place in March as we play better then and you saw what happened the other night by playing in February.

Also I dont think i'll be in a job come the autumn so its better we get them out of the way now to avoid any embarrasment.

Your Truly,

Stan the Muppet