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    Smile stoopid americans

    Stupid Americans Il est tres funny

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    That is funny. Had a guy from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, with whom I used to work with. He asked me if we had trees in Ireland! I told him no, because the dinosaurs kept eating them. His response..."No wonder".
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    lol... that video is so funny!

    the other stuff by that duo is priceless as well

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    it's a pretty old premise that gag,....could probably do it in any country with the same results, plus, Australians and comedy don't add up.

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    True, I know some pretty thick Irish people too. Having said that the American knowledge of geography outside their own country is stunning in its scarcety. When I spent time in the states we hung out with some Texan girls. Pretty as they were they had never heard of Ireland and thought the Irish language was something we were making up to fool them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaucyJack View Post
    Australians and comedy don't add up.
    The Paul Hogan Show begs to differ. Unusable now, but a classic in it's time.

    And every single episode of every Australian soap, for that matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BohsPartisan View Post
    American knowledge of geography outside their own country is stunning in its scarcety.
    An American friend of my sister's was over to visit and in Galway my sister said to her; that's the Atlantic, straight across is New York. Her friend pointed across the bay and asked, 'Is that it, there?'.

    From what I can gather it's a country of extremes in this area. They have the smartest and the dumbest people you'll ever meet.

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    That's a very old clip, but still horrendously funny!
    Around the 6minute mark they get into a volley of rapid-fire stupidity:

    -which state does KFC come from?
    -what the chicken? I don't know
    -well, do you know what KFC stands for?
    -Kentucky Fried Chicken.

    fookin priceless! BTW, in Quebec KFC is called PFK!

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    Last edited by crc; 19/01/2007 at 6:49 AM.

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    sorry, just watched a bit more of the video (7:08):

    -how many Eiffel Towers are there in Paris?
    -eh, I'd say about ten!

    I'd say I saw it about ten times when we were beaten by PSG!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dahamsta View Post
    The Paul Hogan Show begs to differ.
    Used to love that show remember staying up because it was on late (well it seemed late at the time).
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    thats guy i was on about in current affairs asking where they should invade next!!

    i have no intelligent guess, ok do you want to have a stupid guess!!!!
    Last edited by paul_oshea; 19/01/2007 at 8:33 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crc View Post
    That's a very old clip, but still horrendously funny!
    Around the 6minute mark they get into a volley of rapid-fire stupidity:

    -which state does KFC come from?
    -what the chicken? I don't know
    -well, do you know what KFC stands for?
    -Kentucky Fried Chicken.

    fookin priceless! BTW, in Quebec KFC is called PFK!

    C.
    It's PFK in other parts of Canada too, not just Quebec. Looked so funny when I seen the PFK take-away.
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    Old gag but yanks are so dump. They wre interviewing people in Cities too & not backwater ghettos or out in the sticks.

    Answer: Hang on I get confused by the Israelis & Palestinians... Which ones are throwing the rocks...?

    The atlas trick good too.
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    Old gag but yanks are so dump.
    now i dont know whether that is irony, or a paradox or what!!!
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away

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    Quote Originally Posted by paul_oshea View Post
    now i dont know whether that is irony, or a paradox or what!!!
    Irony:

    irony is feigning ignorance in order to expose the weakness of another’s
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    Quote Originally Posted by paul_oshea View Post
    now i dont know whether that is irony, or a paradox or what!!!
    Maybe it's an attempt to find out why your shift key doesn't work.
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    hehe good one Oh so strange one

    but maybe pete did it on his, and not me at all?

    "irony is feigning ignorance in order to expose the weakness of another’s "

    i dont know where you got that definition its very funny, but i dont think it relates to irony at all!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by paul_oshea View Post
    i dont know where you got that definition its very funny, but i dont think it relates to irony at all!!
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    well if definately worked above anyhow!
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away

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    How many times have we seen County Killarney posted on American websites??
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