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    Cool No wonder the Chinese are so progressive

    This is an IQ test given to job applicants in China: "Everybody has to cross the river".


    The following rules apply:

    1. Only 2 persons on the raft at a time

    2. The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's presence

    3. The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's presence

    4. The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the Policeman is not there

    5. Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft

    6. To start click on the big blue circle on the right.

    7. To move the people click on them.

    8. To move the raft click on the pole on the opposite side of the river.


    Let the game begin !!
    The SFAI are the governing body for grassroots football in Ireland, not the FAI. Its success or the lack of is all down to them.

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    Got it after 7 minutes.
    Bloody hangover is worse now though!
    Have Boot Disk, will travel

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    Quote Originally Posted by A face View Post
    2. The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's presence
    Why? Are Chinese men a bit dodgy like that?

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    aaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh


    EDIT: Just got it -> http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/5263/ohyehki5.png
    Last edited by Raheny Red; 15/12/2006 at 7:03 PM.
    Who Cares?!

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    Its actually easy when you think of it.
    The SFAI are the governing body for grassroots football in Ireland, not the FAI. Its success or the lack of is all down to them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A face View Post
    Its actually easy when you think of it.
    I sent it to my mate last night and was telling him how to do it, then I realised that I had forgotten how to do it
    Who Cares?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by A face View Post
    Its actually easy when you think of it.
    It's only easy if you know how to do it!

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    Dam you A Face......this is a curse.Stupid ***** of a father who cant mind the daughter.

    EDIT: 3 minutes later i got it,great game!!!!
    Last edited by sligoman; 17/12/2006 at 1:16 PM. Reason: language filter...

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    took me 4 minutes

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    Anyone know where i could find more of these type of games?
    Love trying to do them....cheers

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    Well I don't get it at all!!!
    Sitting pretty!!!

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    DAMMIT!!!!!! Why can't I do it??? Jaysus, thank God I don't have to go for jobs in China!!! HELP!!!
    Sitting pretty!!!

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    Right, I've been silent about this for a couple of days, because a number of people got this much more quickly than me, and I could never admit that.

    However, I've just finished it, which means I am a genius and everybody who can't do it is a fool.

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    I too am now a genius!!!














    Of sorts...
    Sitting pretty!!!

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    The link doesn't work for me
    Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.


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    What kind of Chinese family has four kids? I'm not sure about the intelligence of any game that requires that you leave a child and then a criminal alone on a river bank to solve it, but maybe I'm being a bit picky. Heck, if the parents are that dodgy, I guess the kid's fairly used to being on its own.

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    these things are simple here is another:

    a piece of string with unequal density burns out in 1 min, how do you know when 30 seconds has burned. remember the string is of unequal density i.e. unequal thickness throughout.
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away

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    Look at your watch.
    We're not arrogant, we're just better.

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    ha ha good one. assuming you dont have a watch....or any other way of measuring time, but you know that it burns in one minute.
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away

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    Burn from both ends at the same time?

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