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    When Stamford Bridge was set alight, they suspected Arsene.

    Seriously though, Dundalk folk should just take their oil.
    No Elvis, Beatles or the Rolling Stones
    In 1977

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    Close Season ha. Sod this football lark and from now on every month we rate the clubs, then the FAI leave one (unnamed) door open and a fan of the bottom club has to enter the building and steal the FAI flag from Delaney's desk. At the end of the 'season' the team with the most flags gets into the Champion's League. Watch for Shels buying a lorry load of flags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cavan_fan View Post
    Watch for Shels buying a lorry load of flags.
    Tsk tsk, you meant horsebox-load, didn't you?
    Revenge for 2002

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    Unhappy A Sad Christmas Tale

    Christmas has a special glow,
    There’s magic everywhere.
    Robins warble in the snow
    And carols fill the air.
    But one young boy was sadder than
    A bowl of misery,
    The day an irate Dundalk fan
    Destroyed his Christmas tree.

    A little elf had brought it to
    The house in Merrion Square.
    It rang the bell and right on cue
    Young John was standing there.
    Suspicious, aye and wary,
    He had thanked the little elf.
    Alas! He had no fairy,
    So he sat on top himself.

    Santa Claus came calling
    To Nick Leeson and his band.
    John Gill thought it appalling
    That he’d favoured Terryland.
    The mood had been unseasonal
    Above in county Louth,
    And words uncouth and treasonal
    The Dundalk folk did mouthe.

    But far from angry peasants,
    John was well in Christmas mode.
    He dreamt of lovely presents
    And a brand new Lansdowne Road.
    But Christmas lights no longer shone
    When, on an angry spree,
    A Dundalk fan poured petrol on
    His lovely Christmas tree.

    The wicked act caused John to blanch.
    It really spoiled his day.
    Somebody called the Special Branch
    To haul the chap away.
    The tree, undressed, no longer shone
    Within those stately walls.
    Poor John was left to gaze upon
    His petrol-smothered balls.

    So spare a thought this Christmastime
    For one poor little boy,
    The victim of a heinous crime,
    A brutal, savage ploy.
    He’ll hang his balls where’er he can
    But still sobs bitterly,
    Because an irate Dundalk fan
    Destroyed his Christmas tree.
    No Elvis, Beatles or the Rolling Stones
    In 1977

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    It wouldn't have happened in the North...............petrol's far too dear up here!!

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    one word for this today:

    delighterful
    Kom Igen, FCK...

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    this week has been an utter nightmare. think i will start supporting chelsea, less hassle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manofthemoment View Post
    The proverbial Chinese whispers of the highest order !

    Firstly they say it is "alleged" that a man walked into FAI headquarters etc etc etc. Errrr - it's not a lie, the TV pictures are there to prove it.

    More importantly, the BBC claimed he lit the petrol.......!?!? Where the feck did they get that from...!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dcfcsteve View Post
    More importantly, the BBC claimed he lit the petrol.......!?!? Where the feck did they get that from...!
    Some bright spark I suppose!
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strangeirish View Post
    Some bright spark I suppose!
    That's an inflammatory comment there SI.......!

    Asbestos I can see, this thread is gonna run and run. No danger of burn out for such a hot topic.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dcfcsteve View Post
    That's an inflammatory comment there SI.......!

    Asbestos I can see, this thread is gonna run and run. No danger of burn out for such a hot topic.....
    I'm a bit worried about the Christmas tree. It didn't look too good when it was being carried out. However, tree surgeons are saying it shouldn't be too long before it's completely out of the woods...
    Last edited by strangeirish; 14/12/2006 at 12:29 AM.
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaime View Post
    How did he get past the door into the main office I wonder?
    I think he used a pikey
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    word is that the tree was in a critical contidition all night but has come through the worst of it and has been moved of the front loddy of St James hospital.

    Apparently it caught a serious case of wood lice from Maaaaaxxxxiiiiiiii the Matchie.

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    " Fail to prepare , then prepare to fail."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dundalksarge View Post
    link doesnt work

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    Dundalk fans want answers!
    Is fcuk off not an answer?
    Champions 2010
    Champions 2011
    Dick Brush 1 Sligo 0
    Bohs are going bust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sheliban View Post
    Christmas has a special glow,
    There’s magic everywhere.
    Robins warble in the snow
    And carols fill the air.
    But one young boy was sadder than
    A bowl of misery,
    The day an irate Dundalk fan
    Destroyed his Christmas tree...

    etc.
    Quality!
    www.dundalkfc.com

    Colin Scanlon - hero!

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    To the tune of Gift Grub's "Paddy the Plasterer":

    Maxi McAllister
    He's fat like Gary Pallister
    He's Maxi McAllister
    And he'll set fire to you!

    Maxi McAllister
    He's got a petrol cannister
    He's Maxi McAllister
    He's coming after you!
    Last edited by bluemovie; 14/12/2006 at 12:50 PM.

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    http://www.football365.com/mediawatc...773627,00.html

    now football 365 are picking it up too!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/foot...sh/6177497.stm

    and the BEEB too! you cant buy this publicity!
    'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'

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    From the BBC report - 'An eyewitness said, "I heard..............."'

    Not much of an eyewitness

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