Your dead right mate, but alas you are wasting your time.
Its obvious that Shels have not got enough money in the biscuit tin & have alternated between paying the taxman one month & the players the next. Hence players going weeks without getting paid & revenue wind up notices appearing as regular adverts in the papers!
Shels fans however will simply tell you they won the league. Matters like revenue notices are only small technecalities & don't affect the league champions . They will simply follow the almighty fat one Ollie & trust him to lead them to the promised land of Champions League. I mean as Ollie says its the taxmans fault, & Ollie a highly respected company director would never break the law.
In fact did he not meet the players last week to tell them everything is happy & wonderful in Planet Tolka & won't have to worry about little things like not getting paid anymore. In fact as Ollie said himself SHAME on the players for even questioning the almighty fat one.
I can see it now "an investor" will be announed tomorrow with cash expected in the next few weeks. Next time you visit tolka you will have What a wonderful World playing over the speakers
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