can´t be for real

[Éanna]

A female TV reporter from RTE went to interview Seamus Feeney, a farmer from
Galway, about Mad Cow disease.

Reporter: Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information aboutthe
reasons behind Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea what might be the
reason ?

Seamus stared at the reporter and said, "Do you know that the bull rides
that cow once a year?"

Reporter (getting embarrassed): "Well sir, that's a new piece of
information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow
Disease ?"

Seamus: Well now Madam, do you know that we milk the cow four times a day ?

The Lady : Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting
to the point ?

The Farmer : I'm getting to the point Madam. Just imagine, if I was playing
with your tits four times a day and only riding you once a year, wouldn't
you go mad yourself?

[fosterdollar]

why cant he be for real - he's from galway after all