Robbie Keane

**tricky_colour** · 21/02/2013, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by DannyInvincible

The family chin is quite distinctive:

Who is that next to Robbie?

There seems to be an assumption we should know but I don't.

**BonnieShels** · 21/02/2013, 11:41 PM

It's his cousin, Johnser Keane. Played for Stella Maris before he moved to Barnsley. It all went awry under Danny. Has never forgiven Rob for the Christmas party incident. Only so many times you can apologise I suppose.

They don't see eye-to-eye anymore.

**Charlie Darwin** · 21/02/2013, 11:44 PM

Jaysus, I haven't seen Johnser in ages. Nice spot, Bonnie.

**BonnieShels** · 21/02/2013, 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by SkStu

Sorry, my bad, Bonnie is right. Looks like Jayo in that pic...

He's the spit.

But what you expect from cousins.

Hard to believe John eked out a career after all that.

Poor Jayo. So much promise... and yet he went messing with the cockroaches.

**osarusan** · 21/02/2013, 11:54 PM

Johnser scored a couple of cracking goals against Limerick in a pre-season friendly about 15 years ago. It was only a matter of time before he moved cross-channel, but I never kept track of him. He just seemed to disappear pretty quickly, like so many do.

**SkStu** · 21/02/2013, 11:55 PM

Ah yeah, it's definitely Johnser. I've barely heard of him since it went tits-up in Barnsley.

**tetsujin1979** · 22/02/2013, 8:13 AM

we do not speak of Barnsley

**BonnieShels** · 22/02/2013, 9:26 AM

Originally Posted by tetsujin1979

we do not speak of Barnsley

We'll have to face up to it sometime. We can't run from the truth forever.

**paul_oshea** · 22/02/2013, 9:38 AM

Some serious wit-less posts going on here.

Tc, if you google some of the last few posts you will get your answer. But i'm very proud of you, its some obnoxious crank who has been living off past reputation, from a "fruitful" 4 year period in the 80s. Awful music appealing to the mass populous, just like Justin Bieber today!

**paul_oshea** · 22/02/2013, 10:05 AM

I think its the guys eyelids fixers. maybe he is wearing eyeliner or something, a bit like john martin maher, more focused on his eyeliner than football.

See the way i threw that reference in there...

"But it turns out that singer Morrissey also has an Irish chin – or to be more specific, international star striker Robbie Keane's chin." -- looks like the independent is reading foot.ie again.

**geysir** · 22/02/2013, 12:26 PM

This makes James McClean appear highbrow.

**nigel-harps1954** · 22/02/2013, 1:05 PM

I'm not sure if this is taking the p!ss or not. I was full on sure that was Jason Byrne in that photo..

**DannyInvincible** · 22/02/2013, 1:26 PM

Originally Posted by nigel-harps1954

I was full on sure that was Jason Byrne in that photo..

No, no. It's Johnser.

**osarusan** · 22/02/2013, 1:39 PM

Some people say, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Johnser Keane.

**nigel-harps1954** · 22/02/2013, 1:47 PM

My brain is refusing to take in information and I will now promptly avoid this thread.

**tricky_colour** · 22/02/2013, 2:51 PM

Originally Posted by BonnieShels

It's his cousin, Johnser Keane. Played for Stella Maris before he moved to Barnsley. It all went awry under Danny. Has never forgiven Rob for the Christmas party incident. Only so many times you can apologise I suppose.

They don't see eye-to-eye anymore.

Thanks but you have answered one question and added three more. who are Danny and Rob and what happened at the Christmas party?

**BonnieShels** · 22/02/2013, 3:04 PM

You'll have to ask Tets about the Christmas party. He was the one who told us in the first place. It had something to do with chilli pesto and vodka and a straw up the keister as far as I remember.

Rob is Robbie Keane and Danny is Danny Wilson who was Johnser Keane's former manager at Barnsley.

**tetsujin1979** · 22/02/2013, 3:27 PM

in these instances I find it prudent to keep to the pact we all signed and witnessed. All I can divulge is that, following the events in question, I can no longer eat chili safely, or legally enter the state of Texas unaccompanied

I'll worry about tomorrow when it happens, but today, just for today, I won't cry.