Gretna fans and Co

[pineapple stu]

Vaduz are as good as Liechtenstein

So UCD are as good as Ireland. Yayyy!

[paul_oshea]

Since the recent demise of Continuity Home Farm, I've been wondering what to adopt as my new signature on Foot.ie.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, our good friend Gretna Gimp has presented me a gift from the Gods in the above quote. It will be my new signature if City beat the Cinderella English Kiddy-fiddling Townland of Gretna.

I love the whole "our budget is bigger, our players are paid more, so we must be better - right !?!" attitude. The look on the face of various Gothenborg players when they were well beaten 1:0 at home effectively said the same thing.

Your budget is bigger because you have a bored millionaire who took pity on your little English hamlet.

Your players are paid more because no fecker in their right mind would move themselves and their family to your kiddy fiddling little townland if you weren't throwing wedges of cash at them.

And as you'll soon discover, the above 2 facts unfortunately do not make your 3rd assertion re the quality of your side a fact either.

Roll on the 10th August !

The worry of a matured councillor might regret this previous post about kiddy-fiddling