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    Exclamation Sophie Ellis Bextor found dead

    Sophie Ellis Bextor found dead

    It has just been revealed that Sophie Ellis Baxtor has been headbutted to death by a footballer. Apparently, it was murder on Zidane's floor.........
    The SFAI are the governing body for grassroots football in Ireland, not the FAI. Its success or the lack of is all down to them.

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    Naughty. Yet clever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dahamsta
    Naughty. Yet clever.
    Naughty .... no !!

    This is naughty !! NSFW-ish
    The SFAI are the governing body for grassroots football in Ireland, not the FAI. Its success or the lack of is all down to them.

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    Get yer coat...
    Sitting pretty!!!

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    Taaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxiiii For AFace

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    It was funny last Monday morning when it was doing the rounds on the net I suppose.
    MOT

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    All proceeds to Give An Old Joke a Home.

    Sure if Nina Simones stuff is gettin an update and Re-release then why not the Sophie EB/Zidanes Floor joke.
    " I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by A face
    Sophie Ellis Bextor found dead

    It has just been revealed that Sophie Ellis Baxtor has been headbutted to death by a footballer. Apparently, it was murder on Zidane's floor.........
    Awful, truly awful

    I love it!

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    [QUOTE=A face]Naughty .... no !!

    This is naughty

    I am moving to Brazil
    I'll update this next year.

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    [QUOTE=First]
    Quote Originally Posted by A face
    Naughty .... no !!

    This is naughty

    I am moving to Brazil
    You don't have to. Just move to the Totty watch thread.
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    Sheesh for a split second , before reading the thread, I thought it might be true

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    Quote Originally Posted by A face
    Sophie Ellis Bextor found dead
    It has just been revealed that Sophie Ellis Baxtor has been headbutted to death by a footballer. Apparently, it was murder on Zidane's floor.........
    Living in the U.S., I had no idea who Sophie Ellis Bextor was. But, after doing some research, I've come to the conclusion that A face needs to be taken outside and shot!
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strangeirish
    Living in the U.S., I had no idea who Sophie Ellis Bextor was.
    Lucky you. She lives around the corner from me.

    Quote Originally Posted by strangeirish
    But, after doing some research, I've come to the conclusion that A face needs to be taken outside and shot!
    A little harsh but, on the evidence of this "joke", entirely fair.

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    pure brutal thread no harm

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    Quote Originally Posted by thejollyrodger
    pure brutal thread no harm
    No harm?!? Don't be encouraging him ffs!

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    i am expecting links for the new remix " was murder on Zidane's floor........."

    C ye lads... brutal thread that should be closed down

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    Quote Originally Posted by A face
    Sophie Ellis Bextor found dead

    It has just been revealed that Sophie Ellis Baxtor has been headbutted to death by a footballer. Apparently, it was murder on Zidane's floor.........
    Well Done
    "The theory of football is not just a study of how to win.Equally as important is how not to lose."

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    oh i get it!!!

    not funny

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    was funnier when "ronan keating" said it on gift grub abiut 35 years ago
    Last edited by colin; 15/07/2006 at 11:47 AM.

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