1. You have to take one for the team every now and again...
2. Look Gareth, I'm not going to stand here spelling all day. You're going to need a dictionary to keep with me. Ok?
1. You have to take one for the team every now and again...
2. Look Gareth, I'm not going to stand here spelling all day. You're going to need a dictionary to keep with me. Ok?
Picture 2 - "I'm wrecked. I've been up all night trying to think of a caption for that foot.ie thread"
TO TELL THE TRUTH IS REVOLUTIONARY
The ONLY foot.ie user with a type of logic named after them!
All of this has happened before. All of it will happen again.
it is six not sex that is written on my back
"....until Ray Houghton got the ball and stuck it in the net!!"
Winner gets first call on smacking him in the mouth.
"You see John, I can write all you know about football on the palm of my hand"
"How much are you paying yourself again John?"
"...minus €200 for the haircut, leaves you with....€12.83 for promoting the league next season."
A leading authority on League of Ireland football since 2003. You're probably wrong.
and thats what they mean when the call you a w**ker
"Can you believe those proles believed me when I said I didn't know what was happening at Heysel"
"Look, here's San Marino and here's you and your entourage"
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
"Do you know zis guy Dunphy? He called me a poof back in ninezeen eigtzy four"
"If you don't shut the f**k up John I'm going to stop stabbing myself in the hand and start stabbing you in the neck"
#NeverStopNotGivingUp
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