Superman or Batman?

**joeSoap** · 23/06/2006, 12:24 PM

Who'd kick the others ass?? Which one do you want on your side??

**Aberdonian Stu** · 23/06/2006, 1:15 PM

In a straight fight Superman but Batman is a crafty SOB so he'd make sure it wasn't a fair fight.

Also Batman is kind of nuts so I'd rather have him with me than against me.

The whole lack of obvious weakness bar kryptonite really helps Superman's case but I reckon he'd get boring after a while.

**drinkfeckarse** · 23/06/2006, 1:32 PM

Batman would get his ass kicked IMO. He has no special skills other than being clever.

**Block G Raptor** · 23/06/2006, 3:08 PM

The Dark Knight every time. He'd Make one of those Batarang thingy's out of kryptonite and ram it up superman's Ar$€

**The Stars** · 23/06/2006, 4:48 PM

superman....because being super is better than being a bat.

**Magicme** · 24/06/2006, 12:05 PM

Awww but batman is much sexier in that leather and rubber concotion whereas any fool can wear his pants over a lyrca jumpsuit!

**SligoBrewer** · 24/06/2006, 12:05 PM

batman 4eva!

**Drumcondra Red** · 24/06/2006, 1:06 PM

Superman, although Batman might have a kryptonite spray on his utility belt...

**Dodge** · 24/06/2006, 2:23 PM

Superman, obviously.

**The Stars** · 24/06/2006, 5:43 PM

Originally Posted by Magicme

Awww but batman is much sexier in that leather and rubber concotion whereas any fool can wear his pants over a lyrca jumpsuit!

its a valid point,but not for this arguement.its who would win in a fight or who you would want on your side and i dont think many would like a man dresses in leather as a bat!!!
the "S" that superman has demands respect

**CraftyToePoke** · 24/06/2006, 11:42 PM

my tenner is on..............SUPERBAT.

**Raheny Red** · 25/06/2006, 11:31 AM

Batman has the carousel reversal spray - you got to love the Simpsons

**joeSoap** · 26/06/2006, 10:24 AM

Superman is by far the more religious and moralistic of the two...Batman is by far a more revengeful animal. Personally, I'd love to see Batman get Lois Lane drunk, take advantage of her, and have Superman walk in in the middle of it...

I'd like the same role reversed with Superman doing Catwoman, but I don't think Bruce Wayne would give a toss....

**Magicme** · 26/06/2006, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by joeSoap

Superman is by far the more religious and moralistic of the two...Batman is by far a more revengeful animal. Personally, I'd love to see Batman get Lois Lane drunk, take advantage of her, and have Superman walk in in the middle of it...

I'd like the same role reversed with Superman doing Catwoman, but I don't think Bruce Wayne would give a toss....

You have waaaay too much time to think/fantasise....get a frickin job!!

**dfx-** · 26/06/2006, 10:51 AM

Batman, no doubt. No-one - not even Superman could ever beat someone who can boff, kapow, zonk, splatt, zamm and zloff his opponent into submission

**joeSoap** · 26/06/2006, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by Magicme

You have waaaay too much time to think/fantasise....get a frickin job!!

Oh, but I do have a job....advantages of being the boss..

**noby** · 26/06/2006, 3:20 PM

This actually happened before (in comic-land, I might add).
From my recollection, Superman won. Batman went into retirement, and started training up young Bat people

Superman pretty much works for the Govt., you see, sorting out 'nukes' from the 'commies' etc., whereas Batman is more his own boss, just sorting out some local evil geniuses.
The Government sent Superman after him because of his vigilanty tendencies.

So, to answer your Poll:
Who'd kick the others' ass? Superman (fact)
Which one do you want on your side? Batman (opinion)
Who's better? Batman (opinion)