Meeting this Saturday for all EL supporters (except Cork)

**wws** · 01/06/2006, 4:52 PM

all agreed in inducting Dolan in to the Ridden Rock Solid Hall of Fame

is pioneering early work in layed the foundations for much of our current p;ss taking of the langers

coming up with the comical moniker "rebel army" and making them adopt it so eagerly - genius!

**micls** · 01/06/2006, 5:26 PM

Originally Posted by wws

can adam set up a victim support website like "iwasriddenrocksolidlike.com" ?

gave me something to laugh at anyway.

**Celdrog** · 02/06/2006, 4:32 AM

We also need everyone to bring their list as to which Cork players they want suspended for their upcoming games. Danny Murphy, Roy O'Donovan and Mick Devine have now completed their stint.
Available for the next month are John O'Flynn, Alan Bennett and Billy Woods. Georgie is still exempted to ensure he gets his usual kicking.
Joe Gamble is off the list as Pat Dolan has almost concluded the deal to send him to Reading, they just want to watch him another couple of times.

**SeanDrog** · 02/06/2006, 7:16 AM

great lads - I'm jotting all these down for discussion - esp. like the security features and don't worry we have ample whiskas this time.

just remembered one very important one - you all know how we are still playing games during the world cup but we have conned the Cork into believing we are all taking a break for a number of weeks - just so they will have no home games for 5 weeks and it will result in financial ruin (doctor evil laugh) - well we have contact the radio stations and tv stations to ensure they don't report our match results during this period - I think Lars-Christer Olsson said at the last meeting he would organise this but you know how he keeps forgetting , so best to bring it up again.

Remember

RTRS

**Wiseguy** · 02/06/2006, 8:38 AM

I think the Mirror are replacing their EL pullout with a pull out on how to deal with been ridden rock solid.TV3 are also running a mini series late every monday night on the same matter.
I'va also contacted Stokesie and he has agreed to be a guest speaker at the meeting and he will also be giving out pointers on how to screw over Cork.

**Strabane_Harp** · 02/06/2006, 8:43 AM

any more thought given as to where we can get a good enough saw to cut the whole county off and let it float away?

**A face** · 02/06/2006, 8:46 AM

Originally Posted by Strabane_Harp

any more thought given as to where we can get a good enough saw to cut the whole county off and let it float away?

If only ye would, ye are only a drag on us !!

**Strabane_Harp** · 02/06/2006, 9:14 AM

bit of a problem with Tyrone being landlocked though face

**Dodge** · 02/06/2006, 9:52 AM

The like bit was comedy genius (much as it pains me to say it)

SeanDrog, I'll be there anyway

**Drumcondra Red** · 02/06/2006, 11:05 AM

I stil can't believe this is in an open forum, now they'll have an inckling of whats really going on!!! Ah well...

-RTRS

**coislaoi** · 02/06/2006, 11:40 AM

STATEMENT on behalf of the Ridden Rock Solid By Dublin Clubtm (RRSBDC)

"It should be noted that recent reports that we are being ridden rock solid by Dublin are completely without foundation. We would wish to state for the record that we are being ridden rock solid by everyone and anyone - Referees, Eircom League officials, FAI officials, Setanta officials (b�stards) and fans, players, management and officials of all Eircom League clubs.

You should also note that our paranoia and supsicion of all the above knows no bounds. If ye all don't desist from riding us (rock solid only) then we will be forced to bring into place our long cherished dream of an Independent Republic of Cork (tm) and set up our own league called the Independent Republic of Cork League Like tm (IRCLL) sponsored by Murphys or Barry's Tea (we're not sure which one yet).

Ye have been warned.:eek:"

**Ash** · 02/06/2006, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by Wiseguy

TV3 are also running a mini series late every monday night on the same matter.

I've Been Ridden Rock Solid ... Get Me Out Of Here

**Bald Student** · 02/06/2006, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by coislaoi

STATEMENT on behalf of the Ridden Rock Solid By Dublin Clubtm (RRSBDC)

"It should be noted that recent reports that we are being ridden rock solid by Dublin are completely without foundation. We would wish to state for the record that we are being ridden rock solid by everyone and anyone - Referees, Eircom League officials, FAI officials, Setanta officials (b�stards) and fans, players, management and officials of all Eircom League clubs.

You should also note that our paranoia and supsicion of all the above knows no bounds. If ye all don't desist from riding us (rock solid only) then we will be forced to bring into place our long cherished dream of an Independent Republic of Cork (tm) and set up our own league called the Independent Republic of Cork League Like tm (IRCLL) sponsored by Murphys or Barry's Tea (we're not sure which one yet).

Ye have been warned.:eek:"

Cobh will only be admitted on condition that they agree to never take any points from Turner's Cross. The great Cork public don't pay good money to see their team loose.

**Block G Raptor** · 02/06/2006, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by bluemovie

The code for entry to the secret anti-Cork room in Merrion Square can be found behind Caravaggio's "The Taking of Christ" in the nearby National Gallery. It's an anagram of "Rcio is a Tawt".

Post of the Decade right there

**Dodge** · 02/06/2006, 12:15 PM

I think Cobh should be elected as associate members until we've ridden all the cork out of them

RTRS

**bluemovie** · 02/06/2006, 12:20 PM

Disappointing news. Opus Dei will not be able to send a representative to Saturday's meeting, but on a more positive note, the Priory of Sion have taken measures to protect Mr Stokes' identity as the true bloodline. A certain Mr Richardson will be getting a visit from an albino monk before he can reveal any more about the conspiracy.

Also, are we all agreed to adapting the theme from Rawhide as our anthem?:

"Ride 'em in, knock 'em out,
Knock 'em out, Ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in Rock Solid!"