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    Dear Mister Stan,

    Ticket. Change for bus. Folding money for pub. Borrowed jersey; owner working, he'll not miss it. Mental note, watch out for the drips from the kebab. And we're off. End of season friendly, Ireland host the touring Chilean squad. Not just any Irish team though, one with 2 eircom League players in it, and a good chance that they'll both get a run.

    I'm feeling a little summery and exotic as it hasn't rained yet today, so I'm having a slice of lemon in a pint of Hoegaarden. Join the throngs as we make our way towards the North Terrace. Nice one, no sun in my eyes, bit of elbow room.

    First half. Plan A appears to be; Give it to Duffer.
    Plan B appears to be; Give it to Reidy, and he'll play a crossfield ball to Duffer. Clever.

    The half drags by. We applaud Arthur Fitzsimons at half time. Apparently he's a nice man. There were over 41,000 people in the ground, thankfully only one of them was nice. Second half begins, surely they'll be better.

    They aren't. Jason Byrne warms up in front of us. No one around me gives him a cheer or any kind of recognition. This p1sses me off. I know if he gets on he'll make a decent effort. I want some decent effort for my shekels. This shower of perma tanned ladyboys have no interest in playing this game. No not the Chileans; they are taking this game seriously, as illustrated by their excitement when they take a one goal lead.

    Groan. Ah, substitutions! Byrner gets on, but Ireland are crap, he'll be lucky to impress in this game. Joe Gamble doesn't get on. I would have liked to see the little soldier getting in amongst these lads, rattle a few cages, let them know they're in a game. gammy Kavanagh does the simple thing, collect the ball and pass the ball. Immediate difference. McGeady is hyperactive, wants the ball, wants to run at the defence. Harte is.......apparently hopeful of a return to the Premier****.

    It's laughable, he's living out in sunny Spain with his bags packed ready to return to the temperate climate of Nortern Europe. His established international counterparts couldn't play to their full capacity last night as they wondered had they packed enough suncream and if the airport would be busy. A financial success for the FAI, in spite of what Stan says I don't see how he could have learned much from the game. Other than not to bother at this time of year next time around.

    The subs, who had something to prove, gave it their all. The starting 11 [Given excluded] were choosy in their efforts, save for the last 15 mins or so, it was still painful to watch though. And even more so when we were informed that we were to be subjected to 6 minutes of added time. I never leave a game early; if Georgie O'Callaghan had appeared to me with a lift home I think I'd have left the Garden of Eden.

    We should be trying out fringe players in these games, the glamour boys are not interested. they just wanted out of Landsdowne and away to their villas in Portugal or wherever, and we paid in to watch that. a perfect opportunity to throw in a couple of eircom League players from the off. They're flying now, not winding down like the superstars. Give them a chance Stan.

    Good news, no drips on jersey.

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    Erm, we did try out the fringe players. Kelly got his debut, O'Shea was given another run in central midfield (not saying it's a good thing), Kilbane was tried at both left back and centre half, Breen was given a game, McGeady got a run, Byrne and the Coca-Cola Championships' latest product of long years of training by a top English side got a game. Any more fringe and we'd have had a bleeding eL representative side.
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    El Breeno is a lost cause, not a fringe player. Unfortunately Zinedine is not a fringe player and MUST NOT PLAY ANYWHERE, Mc Geady and Byrne were the only experiments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniffer
    Zinedine is not a fringe player and MUST NOT PLAY ANYWHERE
    Despite the fact that he was one of our best players on the pitch?

    What about Kelly? Henderson? McGeady?

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    You clearly went to the Tom Humphries school of journalism.
    There is no such thing as a miracle cure, a free lunch or a humble opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pineapple stu
    Despite the fact that he was one of our best players on the pitch?

    What about Kelly? Henderson? McGeady?
    nothing dramatic about giving a 'keeper half a game, standard practise in friendlies nowadays. My point is that it was obvious that the glitterati weren't interested in being there,so why not leave them out of it and give the interested players a run, thereby giving us a game to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fergie's Son
    You clearly went to the Tom Humphries school of journalism.
    ?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniffer
    nothing dramatic about giving a 'keeper half a game, standard practise in friendlies nowadays. My point is that it was obvious that the glitterati weren't interested in being there,so why not leave them out of it and give the interested players a run, thereby giving us a game to watch.
    Because it doesn't tell you how they interact with the established players.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniffer
    ?????
    Meandering and up his own arse, in case you're not familiar with him.
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    What a stupid thread to start. For the first few sentences, I wasn't sure if I was supposed to be singing it to the tune tune of Eminem.
    "Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe." Dillo

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    Quote Originally Posted by John83
    Meandering and up his own arse, in case you're not familiar with him.
    I'll take it as a compliment so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John83
    Because it doesn't tell you how they interact with the established players.
    Again, my point. The established players were not for interacting last night. Let's see what the outsiders are capable of against a hungry international side

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheJamaicanP.M.
    What a stupid thread to start. For the first few sentences, I wasn't sure if I was supposed to be singing it to the tune tune of Eminem.
    Which one?

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    Were any of you at the match?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniffer
    Which one?
    Eminem's "Stan" of course.
    "Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe." Dillo

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    Stan, I assume.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sniffer
    Again, my point. The established players were not for interacting last night. Let's see what the outsiders are capable of against a hungry international side
    But the point is that there's no point playing a B team. That's a B team and doesn't tell you how the players will play alongside established players. You have to bring in two or three new players at a time so it's still a first-team and you can properly see what the new lads will be like. The fact that the established players weren't really up for the game doesn't change the principle.

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    Thumbs up

    Quote Originally Posted by TheJamaicanP.M.
    Eminem's "Stan" of course.
    nice one

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    Quote Originally Posted by pineapple stu
    Stan, I assume.


    But the point is that there's no point playing a B team. That's a B team and doesn't tell you how the players will play alongside established players. You have to bring in two or three new players at a time so it's still a first-team and you can properly see what the new lads will be like. The fact that the established players weren't really up for the game doesn't change the principle.
    I agree with you in principle, but you learn nothing from players who are not interested in the game that they're playing; not interested in nursing the new lads along etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniffer
    Were any of you at the match?
    I was, yes. Your point?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniffer
    I agree with you in principle, but you learn nothing from players who are not interested in the game that they're playing; not interested in nursing the new lads along etc.
    But you learn nothing by playing a B team either.

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