Had this a while ago in an e-mail. Can't remember who the quotes were attributed to but it wasn't Podge and Rodge anyway.
I'm as sick as a small hospital
I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck
He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
As funny as a burning orphanage
He's so camp, he ****es tent pegs
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
As busy as the dalkey dole office
As tight as a nun's knickers
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
Up and down like a hoor's knickers
No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
I left her with a face like a painters radio
A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
As fit as a butcher's dog
She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Not even the tide would take her out
Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
Daz wouldn't shift her
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
A sniper wouldn't take her out
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall
Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her f@nny
Who is this guy, Trapper Tony?
Had this a while ago in an e-mail. Can't remember who the quotes were attributed to but it wasn't Podge and Rodge anyway.
They are well known English language Irishisms.....Originally Posted by drinkfeckarse
My favourite hunger one.. is one I heard from a fellow student from Kilkenny.
" I'm so hungry I'd eat a farmer's arse through a hedge "
good ones there.
also: "dirtier than christina aguilera's knickers after a dose of the scuts"
Im so hungry Id eat the back wheel off a menstral cycle
Who is this guy, Trapper Tony?
Dont know if this is an Irishism but i've heard the comment that if a young lady has particularly prominent nipples that "you could hang a pair of wet duffelcoats on them"
here is one I learnt from a German fella over here in Japan about girls with red hair.
"Rusty roof, damp basement"
Haha, classic!.Originally Posted by osarusan
Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.
one said up here all the time you've a face on you like a Lurgan Spade. What ever the hell it means
A Chancer: "That fella has a neck like a jockey's ******"
Tall Person: "If he was any longer he'd be late"
"She so ugly she looks like someone set fire to her face and then put it out with a shovel"
She was so fat when I brought her to the cinema they showed the film on her back.
Jebus Dont let GT hear you saying thatOriginally Posted by osarusan
She's a face like the underside of a jockeys boll*x!!
My personal favourite way of discribing someone who is drunk....
She was as full as a bingo bus.
fave on describing a good looking lass...
I'd give her a poke if the telly's broke....
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
she's got an Ar$e like two badly parked volkswagen beetles and teeth like 6 half opened garage doors. I've heard Druids want to use her mouth as a place of worship.........but thats enough about my ex
May this thread enjoy some longevity as we are a country of people who appreciate a great saying when we hear one.
Last Saturday night Micheal Martin gave a speech about 1916, during which he complained about the apparent agreement between the Irish mainstream media and the more popular historians who shared a rather jingoistic view of the legacy of the 1916 rising. He challenged this in the following words. I googled the last bit and there is no record of that phrase anywhere that Google looks at any rate . . . The saying he used is:
Just as nature abhors a vacuum, academic historians abhor a consensus.
Injustice anywhere threatens justice everywhere - Martin Luther King Jnr.
Just to dumb it down a little, I like "I will yeah boy" . A great saying if ever there was one.
My excuse is that my pony threw me and stood on my face when I was 8 yrs old
ooooooh...Posh bird with a ponyOriginally Posted by Magicme
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