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    New Signing Magicme's Avatar
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    Did u not know I was posh totty??? My daddy bought me a pony when I was 7 and I did ballet and gymnastics til I was 16. My daddy also bought me my first house. Am a daddy's girl! My ex husband was warned not to marry a millionaires daughter coz they are never satisfied!


    Good job am not a millionaires daughter then eh!

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    or, if something isn't going too well
    " ... that went down about as well as a fart in mass"

    Or for rugby fans looking for directions in Athlone
    Q. Where are Buccaneers
    A. On the side of your Buccan head

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    I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    "He was sweating like a dyslexic on countdown"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anto McC
    "He was sweating like a dyslexic on countdown"
    Thats me that is when they are doing the numbers game!

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