QuoteYou do realise nobody is actually going to believe that, right?Originally Posted by sirhamish
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No, no, no - I wasn't referring to my own experience - happened to a friend.Trust Hamish to top everybody's posts off. Hamish, yer a legend.
Honestly.
You do realise nobody is actually going to believe that, right?
Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.
No one does!
Honest lads, on my gay dog's life, I swear.
So how did the dog go thenHonest lads, on my gay dog's life, I swear.
Bunty is in a foul temper this evening - we've acquired a new dog (Tara) who's growing to be huge (has a bit of German Sherperd inside it) but very docile. Bunty doesn't like Tara one little bit - invading her territory I suppose.So how did the dog go then
Back on topic, problem with "getting close" to a landlady is that she can get possessive if you bring in a new girlfriend to the flat for a "visit" and there can sometimes be a paranoid husband too. It's not too bad if the hubby is a bit of a lad and plays away from home as I've found. Not me personally, I hastily add, a mate who shared the flat with me can testify to that.
Still alive, so you actually told the truth
Gotta feel sorry for my mate, he is on his own living with 3 girls, dont know how he copes, they're just lucky that they are never around when all my mates are there, we would get him kicked out for sure
Last edited by Dazzy; 22/04/2006 at 10:08 PM.
Ah now, the Derry accent isn't that bad Dazzy
Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.
Thats the problem they aint from Derry, just glad i dont live there
Oh yeah, one thing I didn't like when sharing flat with girls - don't know about now but I used to hate going going into the bathroom and see wet tights hanging over the radiator. They always left a nice perfume smell though all throughout the place. Another thing I recall is that women were desperate for f.arting and they don't give a flying fcuk if you're eating or not- maybe that accounts for the perfume.
Quality!
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
That's right Pauro - trouble from the bloke and the lady. Unless she wanted a DP - but that's another story.Quality!
Kinda like Al Bunty then?
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
Or find handcuffs in the room she moved out of to let you sleep in
Mens sana in corpore sano
I guess so LOL
heh heh
Last edited by sligoman; 24/04/2006 at 11:56 PM. Reason: merge
Ah, all I'll say is that Don Vito brought them to the freshers ball with him
and there were young wans trapped for the night with him........!! A skip of Druids ensured he was as determined as be damned
Over to you Don
Mens sana in corpore sano
Now, you're teasing us - that's very mysterious.Ah, all I'll say is that Don Vito brought them to the freshers ball with him
and there were young wans trapped for the night with him........!! A skip of Druids ensured he was as determined as be damned
Over to you Don
For a change this one is true.When Joe moved into digs he got the landlady's old room. One day he found a pair of handcuffs in the back of the wardrobe. And they were brought out on a night on the town.
"If I wanted you to understand it, I would have explained it better." Johan Cruyff
Good, glad I'm not the only one who had a randy landlady - they do exist.
Would a Bean an tí be considered a landlady?Good, glad I'm not the only one who had a randy landlady - they do exist.
Last edited by strangeirish; 25/04/2006 at 8:04 PM.
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
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